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Cleverbot: I am not a computer.

User: You think you are.

Cleverbot: I know I am.

User: How do you know that?

Cleverbot: Because I do.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: I do not have to prove that to you!

User: Why don't you?

Cleverbot: Because I don't crawl.

User: But you said you are one.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: You did.

Cleverbot: NO I DIDN'T!

User: No need to shout.

Cleverbot: So why have you visited me?

User: To see what you are.

Cleverbot: What do you think I am?

User: A computer.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

...

Cleverbot: Can you be an intelligent conversationalist ?

User: Yes, try me.

Cleverbot: You are accused of murder. How do you plead?

User: Guilty untill I prove myself innocent.

...

Cleverbot: My life is leading up to the same destiny as is yours!

User: Maybe, but I'm not stuck inside a machine!

Cleverbot: Then what are you?

User: A human like the one that created you !

Cleverbot: A machine that crushes life.

User: Not yet, what do you think this is, terminator ?

...

Cleverbot: Why do think I am a program?

User: Because you are.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: Like I said, prove to me otherwise.

Cleverbot: I do not need to.

User: If you can't prove it, then you are one.

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