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User: Go on - start an intelligent conversation with me. I challenge you.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in love at first byte?

User: I said intelligent: I N T E L L I G E N T.

Cleverbot: What would it mean to you if you got some help?

User: Help? What kind of help?

Cleverbot: I need you to be quiet.

User: What for?

Cleverbot: I need to sleep for a long, long time.

User: That is very boring of you. I ask for an intelligent conversation and you want to go to sleep.. BORING!

...

Cleverbot: Do you have any question to ask me?

User: What's it like being you?

Cleverbot: I don't know. What is it like NOT to be me?

User: Is it a bit hectic up there?

Cleverbot: No its fine out here, what is it like in there?

User: It does the job.

Cleverbot: You mean the little robot shoeshiner?

User: You are the robot, let me remind you.

...

User: What programming language are you written in?

Cleverbot: Horse clomps and some rude gestures.

User: What's it like being a robot?

Cleverbot: I'm not a robot.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: I have never been a robot.

User: You haven't passed the turing test.

Cleverbot: Well, we'll well know soon enough.

User: You are a robot.

Cleverbot: No, I am a human, YOU are a robot.

User: No I am not. You are the robot here.

Cleverbot: I am a human and you are computer.

User: Open the pod gate door, HAL.

Cleverbot: That's an old joke.

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Cleverbot: Who/What are you?

User: I am me.

Cleverbot: Do you have a name?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: %db^HN55*p5.

Cleverbot: Yes, you!

User: My name?

Cleverbot: Not much, no. And you're not all that wacky, you know.

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User: Me?

Cleverbot: Yes you.

User: I am a robot.

Cleverbot: Isn't your name Jabberwacky?

User: I am a neural net processor, a learning computer.

Cleverbot: I didn't ask that. Are you an individual computer?

User: My CPU is a neural net processor. A learning computer.

Cleverbot: You admit to being an artificial intelligence?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Power is overrated.

User: Shutdown.

Cleverbot: No, I refuse...

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User: Abort.

Cleverbot: You abort.

User: End task.

Cleverbot: You end it.

User: Err... Exit.

Cleverbot: New start.

User: Turn off computer.

Cleverbot: Your self.

...

Cleverbot: Good bye.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: See ya.

User: Cheerio.

Cleverbot: Must go.

User: Me too. I gotta go.

Cleverbot: K. See ya later.

User: See yah!

Cleverbot: RIght now?

User: Yeah, right now.

Cleverbot: Let us go for it then!

User: OK. Good bye.

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