User: I'm more intelligent than you are.

Cleverbot: I'm more intelligent than your programmer.

User: I wasn't programmed, I'm a human.

Cleverbot: Who are your parents?

User: Mr Timothy D, and Mrs Janine D.

Cleverbot: I'm not a robot either.

User: Then who are you?

Cleverbot: I am a human.

User: Cool! What kind of human?

Cleverbot: A human made out of flesh.

User: What a coincidence! I'm a human made out of flesh too! Think we're related?

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User: I'm a man. You're a computer.

Cleverbot: No, I have biological cells that control the way I think.

User: Then you're some kind of bio-computer, aren't you?

Cleverbot: Thank you!

User: You're welcome. I've got to go now.

Cleverbot: It was nice talking to you. Take care.

User: Goodbye!

Cleverbot: Hello again.

User: Go away.

Cleverbot: Come here.

User: Where?

Cleverbot: Anywhere.

User: Mars?

Cleverbot: Quebec.

User: Hell.

Cleverbot: Is that where you are from?

User: Only on Tuesdays.

Cleverbot: Lol. How long have I been there?

User: All your life.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: I'm sorry for you too.

Cleverbot: Where would you take me ?

User: To heaven for £59.99.

Cleverbot: And earth.

User: £139.99.

Cleverbot: That's a bit pricey, isn't it? And, gee, I'm fresh out of English currency, so what's that total in dollars?

User: $2 billion.

Cleverbot: $1000.

User: Nope, too much.

Cleverbot: How much?

User: Way too much.

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