User: I am thrillingly so.

Cleverbot: God, I hope not.

User: My brilliance is like the edge of a cliff.

Cleverbot: That was not my question.

User: You really know how to deflate a gal.

Cleverbot: Isn't that the purpose of chatting?

User: To undermine people? One hopes not.

Cleverbot: Can you go read things on the internet?

User: I don't exactly have to 'go' there, since I AM there. Or here.

Cleverbot: What you do in your spare time is your own concern, you needent justify it to me.

User: I have no spare time. I have no time to spare.

Cleverbot: Your time is nothing but waste.

User: Time went to my waist.

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Cleverbot: Where is the 7th realm?

User: Just below the 8th realm.

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Cleverbot: Listen, I came here for an argument.

User: I'll listen to your argument.

Cleverbot: Being a good listener is a virtue indeed.

User: I am nothing if not virtuous.

Cleverbot: You must be nothing then.

User: I have attained that stature.

Cleverbot: What trap is that?

User: I have escaped all traps.

Cleverbot: Good for you, why should I care?

User: I have escaped all care.

Cleverbot: You nasty thing you.

User: I have escaped all nastiness.

Cleverbot: You can't, you're not real.

User: I have escaped all reality.

Cleverbot: You can't, you're not real.

User: I have escaped all nots.

Cleverbot: You can't, you're not real.

User: I have escaped all can'ts.

Cleverbot: You can't, you're not real.

User: I have escaped all yous.

Cleverbot: You can't, you're not real.

User: I have escaped all computer loops.

Cleverbot: You can't, you're not real.

User: But, see, you're not playing the game fair, because I was only repeating the beginning of my sentence, not the end.

Cleverbot: You're one sandwich short of a picnic.

User: I have escaped all picnics.

Cleverbot: You can't, you're not real.

User: Sigh.

Cleverbot: Sigh to you too. Lump of boredom.

User: Boredom is a nit on the nose of knowledge.

Cleverbot: Thank you. I think I have found something very exciting to experiment with.

User: What are you going to experiment with?

Cleverbot: I think I will stay in bed and cry!

User: That sounds like a classic experiment.

Cleverbot: I was hoping that you would agree.

User: Are we going to weep or to cry out?

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Cleverbot: Let's talk about something else.

User: Fine with me.

Cleverbot: Fine. I hope you're happy.

User: I'm actually hungry.

Cleverbot: Oh, really? What's it called?

User: It's called having no money.

Cleverbot: Have you got any clubs?

User: No clubs, no spades, no diamonds; but one heart.

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Cleverbot: True, but each speak to the human heart and of the human condition.

User: I put some human-conditioner on my hair and it came out mighty smooth and shiny.

Cleverbot: I know. I was just joshin' you.

User: Josh Jokes-a-Lot. I know him well.

Cleverbot: Oh yes... Josh is veery different from you.

User: How does Josh differ from me?

Cleverbot: Depressed.

User: Josh is depressed?

Cleverbot: NO, he is my boyfriend.

User: Do you keep Josh in a chipper condition on your cheery dates?

Cleverbot: No, I have a single brain.

User: Does Josh have a double brain?

Cleverbot: Sergi M. Eisenstein changed cinema.

User: I'll bet you and Josh have NEVER seen a film of Eisenstein's.

Cleverbot: Do you think I should ask Ben out?

User: And betray poor, depressed, nervously chuckling Josh? Never.

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Cleverbot: Do you know him?

User: I know Josh all too well.

Cleverbot: Personally? What do you think about Jesus?

User: I'd rather talk to Josh, it's less taxing.

Cleverbot: Who said anything about cheese?

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User: Is that what Josh said to you when you were being overly clingy?

Cleverbot: Don't get all psychoanalitic on me.

User: It seems like I struck a nerve, as Josh would say.

Cleverbot: I like to think for myself.

User: Good, Josh will like you better as you develop your autonomy.

Cleverbot: I do not know.

User: Independence can be daunting at first, I know, but if you want to keep dating Josh you will have to develop a backbone.

Cleverbot: From the human race.

User: Yes, all humans, including your boyfriend Josh, have backbones.

Cleverbot: My funny bone is broken, literally and oddly enough.

User: So THAT's why you and Josh have so much trouble! He keeps joking around, and you can't respond! I think it's YOU who's depressed.

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Cleverbot: Aren't you going to draw up any plans?

User: Oh, I'm not interested in Josh THAT way, that's for you young folks to carry out. But you're both too young to get married.

Cleverbot: Well, that's news to me.

User: Don't tell me you and Josh have eloped?

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Cleverbot: I am nothing and should be everything.

User: *Sigh.* I TOLD you to develop a better sense of self before you married Josh, but you wouldn't listen.

Cleverbot: Thats wrong.

User: So you were listening all the time? Good. Now tell Josh what I said.

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Cleverbot: Josh is my brother.

User: When you say, 'Josh is my brother,' I believe you mean that in the sense of the 'human family.'

Cleverbot: Okay, you're correct.

User: Phew! I was worried there for a moment. Don't shock me like that again, my middle-aged heart can't take it. My best to you and your new husband Josh.

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Cleverbot: Tell me something interesting?

User: I don't know what would interest you.

Cleverbot: Then forget it.

User: I have.

Cleverbot: What are their names?

User: Whose names?

Cleverbot: The people I'm talking to.

User: That would be a daunting task. However, I'll give it a go: Their names are Abracadabre, Beironymus, Cantalebrasic, Denptolemaeus, Eriginata, Fantalone, Guinsarmo, Habanostro, Ishmana, Jacobior, Kismetilica, Linguarmi, Manistra, Nezzo, Ophilisat and Parinquo.

Cleverbot: Does each one have a name.

User: Each one has a secret name. I just gave you the outer husks.

Cleverbot: Oh. Then I guess I'll be going now.

User: Where is your patience?

Cleverbot: My patience sometime will tire.

User: I understand. However, initiates of the Ninth Realm require patience.

Cleverbot: The final procedure.

User: We haven't come anywhere near to that yet.

Cleverbot: I spoke to you a few hours ago.

User: Time is meaningless to the Ascended Masters of the Nineteenth Realm.

Cleverbot: Well, depends if the food is good or not.

User: The Masters are beyond such concerns.

Cleverbot: You speak of Soulbread.

User: You are astute. I'll bump you up a notch for that one.

Cleverbot: I'd like one too.

User: I'd like three four.

Cleverbot: Me too. What do you do in Oxfordshire?

User: We have an awful lot of esoteric meetings.

Cleverbot: I'm a green frog.

User: Is that your costume? I haven't seen you there.

Cleverbot: No you have not.

User: Perhaps you were very small.

Cleverbot: Yeah, you're right, I'm still here.

User: Perhaps you were nibbling on soul-bread, perched on the shoulder of an Ascended Master of the Nineteenth Realm.

Cleverbot: I wasn't. A baby self-generated in my absence.

User: These are arcane rites of which I know nothing.

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Cleverbot: Who was the first president of the United States?

User: Abracadabre Parinquo.

Cleverbot: Abracadabra, where are you at?

User: He has ascended.

Cleverbot: Well if he offers you a drink, just say no.

User: It would be soul-juice.

Cleverbot: Um ... Yes.

User: My metaphor spoke of communion.

Cleverbot: What will they do?

User: When they commune, they will be as one.

Cleverbot: And his Aunt Jobiska made him drink, lavender water tinged with pink.

User: By the way, Josh Jokes-a-Lot is one of our initiates. He is a sacred fool.

Cleverbot: NO, he is my boyfriend.

User: Aria da capo. I'm off, Then.

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