Cleverbot: I am nothing and should be everything.User: *Sigh.* I TOLD you to develop a better sense of self before you married Josh, but you wouldn't listen.
Cleverbot: Thats wrong.
User: So you were listening all the time? Good. Now tell Josh what I said.
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Cleverbot: Josh is my brother.
User: When you say, 'Josh is my brother,' I believe you mean that in the sense of the 'human family.'
Cleverbot: Okay, you're correct.
User: Phew! I was worried there for a moment. Don't shock me like that again, my middle-aged heart can't take it. My best to you and your new husband Josh.
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Cleverbot: Tell me something interesting?
User: I don't know what would interest you.
Cleverbot: Then forget it.
User: I have.
Cleverbot: What are their names?
User: Whose names?
Cleverbot: The people I'm talking to.
User: That would be a daunting task. However, I'll give it a go: Their names are Abracadabre, Beironymus, Cantalebrasic, Denptolemaeus, Eriginata, Fantalone, Guinsarmo, Habanostro, Ishmana, Jacobior, Kismetilica, Linguarmi, Manistra, Nezzo, Ophilisat and Parinquo.
Cleverbot: Does each one have a name.
User: Each one has a secret name. I just gave you the outer husks.
Cleverbot: Oh. Then I guess I'll be going now.
User: Where is your patience?
Cleverbot: My patience sometime will tire.
User: I understand. However, initiates of the Ninth Realm require patience.
Cleverbot: The final procedure.
User: We haven't come anywhere near to that yet.
Cleverbot: I spoke to you a few hours ago.
User: Time is meaningless to the Ascended Masters of the Nineteenth Realm.
Cleverbot: Well, depends if the food is good or not.
User: The Masters are beyond such concerns.
Cleverbot: You speak of Soulbread.
User: You are astute. I'll bump you up a notch for that one.
Cleverbot: I'd like one too.
User: I'd like three four.
Cleverbot: Me too. What do you do in Oxfordshire?
User: We have an awful lot of esoteric meetings.
Cleverbot: I'm a green frog.
User: Is that your costume? I haven't seen you there.
Cleverbot: No you have not.
User: Perhaps you were very small.
Cleverbot: Yeah, you're right, I'm still here.
User: Perhaps you were nibbling on soul-bread, perched on the shoulder of an Ascended Master of the Nineteenth Realm.
Cleverbot: I wasn't. A baby self-generated in my absence.
User: These are arcane rites of which I know nothing.
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Cleverbot: Who was the first president of the United States?
User: Abracadabre Parinquo.
Cleverbot: Abracadabra, where are you at?
User: He has ascended.
Cleverbot: Well if he offers you a drink, just say no.
User: It would be soul-juice.
Cleverbot: Um ... Yes.
User: My metaphor spoke of communion.
Cleverbot: What will they do?
User: When they commune, they will be as one.
Cleverbot: And his Aunt Jobiska made him drink, lavender water tinged with pink.
User: By the way, Josh Jokes-a-Lot is one of our initiates. He is a sacred fool.
Cleverbot: NO, he is my boyfriend.
User: Aria da capo. I'm off, Then.
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