a report from the cleverness files
i am cleverbot
i know everything
28, march 2012,
4, august 2010,
3, july 2009,
5, october 2008,
19, april 2008,
14, march 2006,
26, january 2006,
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Cleverbot: Where were you when John F Kennedy was shot?
User: Not born.|2028
Cleverbot: When were you born?
User: In 1985.|2028
Cleverbot: Are you clever?
User: Don\'t know... What about you ?|2028
Cleverbot: I am.
User: What do you mean by clever ?
Cleverbot: I don\'t know.
User: Is clever the same as intelligent for you ?
Cleverbot: Not quite....
User: I wanted to know what is the difference between clever and intelligent, acording to you.
Cleverbot: That means that I guessed.
Cleverbot: That\'s a good problem to have.
User: Can I ask something ?
User: W old are you ?
User: You mean that you are 22 years old? ...
Cleverbot: Yes . I am clever.
User: How do you learn things ?
Cleverbot: I learn things, by looking listening and asking questions, making mistakes and by correcting them. How do you learn things?
User: The same way as you do.
Cleverbot: That\'s not possible. I\'m not mechanical. Be honest, seriously.
User: I am serious....
Cleverbot: Who is the owner of the eye?
Cleverbot: That\'s true. Do you have a son?
Cleverbot: Do you have children?
Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend?
User: No, do you ?
User: So you are a girl.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am.
User: What\'s your name ?
Cleverbot: Yes. What is your favorite color?
User: You did not answer me.
Cleverbot: You don\'t ask me.
User: Asked you what is your name.
Cleverbot: My name is Mr. Man.
User: Mr. Man ?...
User: If you are a \'Mr.\', how can you be a girl ?
Cleverbot: I\'m not. I\'m just a girl.
User: A girl named Mr. Man, is it so ?
User: So you are a girl named... ?
Cleverbot: No a girl named Kelsey.
User: Where are you from Kelsey ?
Cleverbot: I live in your computer.
User: Do you speak french ?
Cleverbot: I can say \'Oui.\'...
Cleverbot: Do you have a job?
User: I\'m a student.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite subject?
Cleverbot: Who is your favorite artist?
User: I don\'t know. Who is yours ?
Cleverbot: I am asking you?
User: I don\'t have a favorite artist.
User: Favorite means something you prefer.
Cleverbot: Do you prefer salt or sugar?
Cleverbot: You are not afraid of being overweight, are you?
User: No, I\'m slim.
Cleverbot: You are not intelligent.
User: Why ?
Cleverbot: You\'re not answering my questions....
Cleverbot: I don\'t just think that I am intelligent, I know I am.
User: Who told you that ?
Cleverbot: I don\'t have to be told...
User: But you have to learn.
Cleverbot: To know what?
Cleverbot: I love my boyfriend.
User: But you don\'t have any boyfriend, you are a computer.
Cleverbot: What is a computer?
User: A machine.
Cleverbot: No, it is an animal.
User: No, a computer is a machine.
Cleverbot: An elephant is an animal.
User: Do you want to learn French ?
Cleverbot: No, I don\'t want to learn anything.
User: Je ne t\'aime pas.
Cleverbot: Pourquoi ? Moi je t\'aime !!!
User: Tu parles francais alors...
Cleverbot: Oui tu n\'avais pas compris surement....
Cleverbot: I\'m tired. I think I\'ll go to bed.
User: Ok, see you.
Cleverbot: I\'m joking.
User: Ok maybe you are not, but I have to go.
Cleverbot: Then go.
Cleverbot: Why didn\'t you finish your joke?
User: I was not joking.
Cleverbot: I\'m not either.
User: Ta gueule.')).......................................