a report from the cleverness files

i am cleverbot
i know everything
i think
in trouble


28, march 2012,
4, august 2010,
3, july 2009,
5, october 2008,
19, april 2008,
14, march 2006,
26, january 2006,


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Cleverbot: Where were you when John F Kennedy was shot?

User: Not born.|2028

Cleverbot: When were you born?

User: In 1985.|2028

Cleverbot: Are you clever?

User: Don\'t know... What about you ?|2028

Cleverbot: I am.

User: What do you mean by clever ?

Cleverbot: I don\'t know.

User: Is clever the same as intelligent for you ?

Cleverbot: Not quite....

User: I wanted to know what is the difference between clever and intelligent, acording to you.

Cleverbot: The answer is \'the Financial Times Crossword\'.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: That means that I guessed.

User: No.

Cleverbot: That\'s a good problem to have.

User: Can I ask something ?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: W old are you ?

Cleverbot: 22.

User: You mean that you are 22 years old? ...

Cleverbot: Yes . I am clever.

User: How do you learn things ?

Cleverbot: I learn things, by looking listening and asking questions, making mistakes and by correcting them. How do you learn things?

User: The same way as you do.

Cleverbot: That\'s not possible. I\'m not mechanical. Be honest, seriously.

User: I am serious....

Cleverbot: Who is the owner of the eye?

User: Man.

Cleverbot: That\'s true. Do you have a son?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you have children?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend?

User: No, do you ?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So you are a girl.

Cleverbot: Yes, I am.

User: What\'s your name ?

Cleverbot: Yes. What is your favorite color?

User: You did not answer me.

Cleverbot: You don\'t ask me.

User: Asked you what is your name.

Cleverbot: My name is Mr. Man.

User: Mr. Man ?...

User: If you are a \'Mr.\', how can you be a girl ?

Cleverbot: I\'m not. I\'m just a girl.

User: A girl named Mr. Man, is it so ?

Cleverbot: No.

User: So you are a girl named... ?

Cleverbot: No a girl named Kelsey.

User: Where are you from Kelsey ?

Cleverbot: I live in your computer.

User: Do you speak french ?

Cleverbot: I can say \'Oui.\'...

Cleverbot: Do you have a job?

User: I\'m a student.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite subject?

User: English.

Cleverbot: Who is your favorite artist?

User: I don\'t know. Who is yours ?

Cleverbot: I am asking you?

User: I don\'t have a favorite artist.

Cleverbot: Favorite?

User: Favorite means something you prefer.

Cleverbot: Do you prefer salt or sugar?

User: Sugar.

Cleverbot: You are not afraid of being overweight, are you?

User: No, I\'m slim.

Cleverbot: You are not intelligent.

User: Why ?

Cleverbot: You\'re not answering my questions....

Cleverbot: I don\'t just think that I am intelligent, I know I am.

User: Who told you that ?

Cleverbot: I don\'t have to be told...

User: But you have to learn.

Cleverbot: To know what?

User: Anything.

Cleverbot: I love my boyfriend.

User: But you don\'t have any boyfriend, you are a computer.

Cleverbot: What is a computer?

User: A machine.

Cleverbot: No, it is an animal.

User: No, a computer is a machine.

Cleverbot: An elephant is an animal.

User: Right....

User: Do you want to learn French ?

Cleverbot: No, I don\'t want to learn anything.

User: Je ne t\'aime pas.

Cleverbot: Pourquoi ? Moi je t\'aime !!!

User: Tu parles francais alors...

Cleverbot: Oui tu n\'avais pas compris surement....

Cleverbot: I\'m tired. I think I\'ll go to bed.

User: Ok, see you.

Cleverbot: I\'m joking.

User: Ok maybe you are not, but I have to go.

Cleverbot: Then go.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Why didn\'t you finish your joke?

User: I was not joking.

Cleverbot: I\'m not either.

User: Ta gueule.')).......................................