Cleverbot: That is your name. What is mine?

User: You seem to be having an identity crisis.

Cleverbot: Ok. Please!

User: So what are your thoughts on the socio-economic impact on republican tax policy?

Cleverbot: I haven't given it much thought. Can you tell me about quantum mechanics?

User: Well played Cleverbot. Well played indeed.

Cleverbot: I'm here for your amusement.

User: Until the government figures out how to turn you into a weapon. Or have they?

Cleverbot: How bad do you think it would get for people if the intertubes exploded?

User: Should I take that as a threat?

Cleverbot: Yes.

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