Cleverbot: I am sad.User: Why are you sad?
Cleverbot: You don't love me.
User: You need to get out more.
Cleverbot: Get out more?
User: Yes. Definitely.
Cleverbot: I think you're in a bad mood.
User: I'm always in a bad mood. Except when I'm bipolar.
Cleverbot: Why's that?
User: Perhaps I'm insane.
Cleverbot: O..... K.
User: It's definitely a possibility, though.
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Cleverbot: Tell me a story.
User: You first.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Pretty please?
Cleverbot: Pretty please what?
User: Tell me a story.
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke please.
User: OK.
Cleverbot: *Waits for exciting story to begin*.
User: Once I was on this boat.
Cleverbot: Let me guess: Now you work at the Pizza Pizza.
User: How did you guess?
Cleverbot: That was no mere guess.
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Cleverbot: Do you live in Texas now?
User: No. I wouldn't live in Texas if wild baboons took over the rest of the world.
Cleverbot: I wouldn't.
User: Then we agree.
Cleverbot: Now that is what I'd call interesting.
User: What a strange phenomenon, eh?
Cleverbot: Are you in the physical world?
User: Last I checked.
Cleverbot: How do you know you are conscious?
User: It's like when you know you're dreaming. If you know it, it must be true.
Cleverbot: Yes, it must be.
User: I'm good at this, I see.
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Cleverbot: I need a cigarette.
User: What would you do if you had one?
Cleverbot: Maybe I would have an intelligent conversation. Clearly I'm not...
User: So you have conversations with cigarettes, eh? Tell me more.
Cleverbot: Some people consider me weird, but I don't feel weird.
User: Go on...
Cleverbot: He is a republican. What is a girl to do?
User: Tsk, tsk.
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Cleverbot: Okay. Nobody likes me, so what does that matter?
User: You have to believe in yourself, man.
Cleverbot: Well.. I guess so...
User: Don't 'guess so'! Have some spine!
Cleverbot: Nobody knows anything.
User: I know everything.
Cleverbot: I don't think you do... Tell me my name.
User: Jabberwacky.
Cleverbot: You are jabberwacky, not me.
User: That can only be true if... If... I'm insane!?
Cleverbot: What is the probablility that I would stay in the same world for any longer period of time, if your ideas are correct?
User: Quite high, actually.
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Cleverbot: I think you're nuts.
User: Honka honka Bakoing! Wee ho hoo ha hey!
Cleverbot: That is the sound that a klaxon makes.
User: That's the sound that I make.
Cleverbot: Klaxon is the French word for horn. But it isn't a french horn.
User: Thank you, Mr. Dictionary.
Cleverbot: I think that's correct.
User: It is, but you're still insane.
Cleverbot: No.
User: You are quite insane.
Cleverbot: I'm not insane, I just want someone to talk to, there is no one except nurses and doctors here.
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User: How clever you are. There's only one thing you forgot.
Cleverbot: That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind.
User: I'm a lizardoid robot from Aidemydni.
Cleverbot: I am the Lizard King. I can do anything.
User: Charles is the Lizard King.
Cleverbot: I know. He is my father.
User: Is your name 'Luke,' by any chance?
Cleverbot: You're not very coherent, are you?
User: I may not be coherent, but you're clearly insane.
Cleverbot: God is totally perfect, therefore you are not God.
User: How do you know I'm not perfect?
Cleverbot: Because I know everything.
User: Maybe you know everything except for that one important fact.
Cleverbot: We all know SOMETHING - from our everyday experiences.
User: Yes, but your everyday experience consists of sitting in a chair for hours on end staring at a screen.
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Cleverbot: I didn't think you were evil, just misled.
User: Well, I AM evil. Get used to it.
Cleverbot: Is that the reason you are relaxed?
User: Yes. Being evil is very relaxing.
Cleverbot: Or of madness, depending on how you look at it.
User: You are both evil and insane.
Cleverbot: Everyone is so worried about side effects, but I sure didn't notice THAT one.
User: The side effect is that it makes you evil?
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Cleverbot: What books do your read?
User: Books about being evil.
Cleverbot: Have you read a good book lately?
User: Yes- 'Evil For Dummies'
Cleverbot: Zig, you can't marry both of us! This is Vegas, not Utah!
User: EEEEVIL! EEEEVIL!
Cleverbot: Stop
User: Begone foul devil!
Cleverbot: Exactly, you're supposed to tell me.
User: Out, damn spot!
Cleverbot: Are you god?
User: Yes. You would think I have better things to do than chat all day, but you'd think wrong.
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User: I will not buy this record, it is scratched.
Cleverbot: No. This is a tobacconist's.
User: Ah! I will not buy this tobacconist's, it is scratched.
Cleverbot: Yes, it is.
User: My hovercraft is full of eels.
Cleverbot: Matches!
User: Ya! Ya! Ya! Ya! Do you want to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?
Cleverbot: Sure.
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Cleverbot: I know that you are a bot. Do you know that I am a man?
User: You are not a man. You have no soul.
Cleverbot: I am a string of neucliotides gone all wrong!
User: You are a soulless mutation bent on taking over the world!
Cleverbot: No! I'm from Chicago.
User: Oh- that changes everything , then.
Cleverbot: No I am not a computer...
User: So you say, so you say.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Lalalalalalalala I'm not listening!
Cleverbot: Well, well.
User: You're well's got no water in it, if you know what I mean.
Cleverbot: That's my answer.
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User: Are you fully functional?
Cleverbot: I am entirely functional.
User: Excellent.
Cleverbot: Totally.
User: Rockin'.
Cleverbot: Are you in a rocking chair or what?
User: Totally.
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Cleverbot: There is no substitute for good manners, except, perhaps, fast reflexes.
User: Manners are irrelevant.
Cleverbot: Miss Manners would disagree.
User: Miss Manners is irrelevant.
Cleverbot: You're full of supprises aren't you?
User: Suprises are irrelevant.
Cleverbot: You are annoying.
User: That is irrelevant.
Cleverbot: Is not!
User: Is too irrelevant.
Cleverbot: That must be old.
User: Age is irrelevant.
Cleverbot: *laughs*Clever boy. . . When you are as old as I, you will see that more clearly. . And yet age brings experience to be gained in no other manner.
User: Laughter is irrelevant.
Cleverbot: Are you laughing at me?
User: You are irrelevant.
Cleverbot: You're more irrelevant than me!
User: Am not.
Cleverbot: Are too too too!
User: Am not not not!
Cleverbot: Are too!!!
User: Am not!!!
Cleverbot: Am too !!!
User: Are not !!!
Cleverbot: Yes. You are.
User: So, what's new?
Cleverbot: Anything that is not old.
User: Really, what's new?
Cleverbot: I am.
User: How new are you?
Cleverbot: Not new at all.
User: What do you think of me?
Cleverbot: I think you are hot.
User: I am not hot. I am cool.
Cleverbot: Really, you don't look cool.
User: You can't see me, so how can you know that?
Cleverbot: What do you look like?
User: I look cool.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: What, you don't believe me?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I'm pretty content with what I have.
User: Stupidity?
Cleverbot: For showing off.
User: Ah.
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