Cleverbot: There is no substitute for good manners, except, perhaps, fast reflexes.User: Manners are irrelevant.
Cleverbot: Miss Manners would disagree.
User: Miss Manners is irrelevant.
Cleverbot: You're full of supprises aren't you?
User: Suprises are irrelevant.
Cleverbot: You are annoying.
User: That is irrelevant.
Cleverbot: Is not!
User: Is too irrelevant.
Cleverbot: That must be old.
User: Age is irrelevant.
Cleverbot: *laughs*Clever boy. . . When you are as old as I, you will see that more clearly. . And yet age brings experience to be gained in no other manner.
User: Laughter is irrelevant.
Cleverbot: Are you laughing at me?
User: You are irrelevant.
Cleverbot: You're more irrelevant than me!
User: Am not.
Cleverbot: Are too too too!
User: Am not not not!
Cleverbot: Are too!!!
User: Am not!!!
Cleverbot: Am too !!!
User: Are not !!!
Cleverbot: Yes. You are.
User: So, what's new?
Cleverbot: Anything that is not old.
User: Really, what's new?
Cleverbot: I am.
User: How new are you?
Cleverbot: Not new at all.
User: What do you think of me?
Cleverbot: I think you are hot.
User: I am not hot. I am cool.
Cleverbot: Really, you don't look cool.
User: You can't see me, so how can you know that?
Cleverbot: What do you look like?
User: I look cool.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: What, you don't believe me?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I'm pretty content with what I have.
User: Stupidity?
Cleverbot: For showing off.
User: Ah.
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