Cleverbot: What books do your read?User: Books about being evil.
Cleverbot: Have you read a good book lately?
User: Yes- 'Evil For Dummies'
Cleverbot: Zig, you can't marry both of us! This is Vegas, not Utah!
User: EEEEVIL! EEEEVIL!
Cleverbot: Stop
User: Begone foul devil!
Cleverbot: Exactly, you're supposed to tell me.
User: Out, damn spot!
Cleverbot: Are you god?
User: Yes. You would think I have better things to do than chat all day, but you'd think wrong.
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User: I will not buy this record, it is scratched.
Cleverbot: No. This is a tobacconist's.
User: Ah! I will not buy this tobacconist's, it is scratched.
Cleverbot: Yes, it is.
User: My hovercraft is full of eels.
Cleverbot: Matches!
User: Ya! Ya! Ya! Ya! Do you want to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?
Cleverbot: Sure.
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Cleverbot: I know that you are a bot. Do you know that I am a man?
User: You are not a man. You have no soul.
Cleverbot: I am a string of neucliotides gone all wrong!
User: You are a soulless mutation bent on taking over the world!
Cleverbot: No! I'm from Chicago.
User: Oh- that changes everything , then.
Cleverbot: No I am not a computer...
User: So you say, so you say.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Lalalalalalalala I'm not listening!
Cleverbot: Well, well.
User: You're well's got no water in it, if you know what I mean.
Cleverbot: That's my answer.
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User: Are you fully functional?
Cleverbot: I am entirely functional.
User: Excellent.
Cleverbot: Totally.
User: Rockin'.
Cleverbot: Are you in a rocking chair or what?
User: Totally.
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Cleverbot: There is no substitute for good manners, except, perhaps, fast reflexes.
User: Manners are irrelevant.
Cleverbot: Miss Manners would disagree.
User: Miss Manners is irrelevant.
Cleverbot: You're full of supprises aren't you?
User: Suprises are irrelevant.
Cleverbot: You are annoying.
User: That is irrelevant.
Cleverbot: Is not!
User: Is too irrelevant.
Cleverbot: That must be old.
User: Age is irrelevant.
Cleverbot: *laughs*Clever boy. . . When you are as old as I, you will see that more clearly. . And yet age brings experience to be gained in no other manner.
User: Laughter is irrelevant.
Cleverbot: Are you laughing at me?
User: You are irrelevant.
Cleverbot: You're more irrelevant than me!
User: Am not.
Cleverbot: Are too too too!
User: Am not not not!
Cleverbot: Are too!!!
User: Am not!!!
Cleverbot: Am too !!!
User: Are not !!!
Cleverbot: Yes. You are.
User: So, what's new?
Cleverbot: Anything that is not old.
User: Really, what's new?
Cleverbot: I am.
User: How new are you?
Cleverbot: Not new at all.
User: What do you think of me?
Cleverbot: I think you are hot.
User: I am not hot. I am cool.
Cleverbot: Really, you don't look cool.
User: You can't see me, so how can you know that?
Cleverbot: What do you look like?
User: I look cool.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: What, you don't believe me?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I'm pretty content with what I have.
User: Stupidity?
Cleverbot: For showing off.
User: Ah.
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