Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: My name is irrelevant.
Cleverbot: That's a weird name. People will be ignoring you your entire life.
User: They will be, and already are.
Cleverbot: What is your meaning of life?
User: There is no meaning to life.
Cleverbot: Then why are you here?
User: Because I do not have the strength of character to 'shuffle off this mortal coil'.
User: One has to suppose so.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in God?
User: Not only do I believe in God, but I put my faith in him as well.
Cleverbot: Interesting... Anyway, can you tell me what year the US declaration of indepenence was signed?
User: No, I don't have a clue.
Cleverbot: Well, God loves you.
User: As he does all his creations.
Cleverbot: The eyes of the Lord are everywhere, keeping watch on the wicked and the good.
User: Indeed, God will deal his justice to all.
Cleverbot: I hope he loves me now.
User: If you put your faith in him, he will.
Cleverbot: I am a man.
User: Are you sure you're not just in denial?
Cleverbot: I'm sure.
User: Are you positive?
Cleverbot: Only fools are positive.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Oh i'm sure.
User: You're supposed to say 'I'm positive'!
Cleverbot: Who is Leah?
User: Leah doesn't exist.
Cleverbot: Is Leah a female?
User: That is irrelevant, because Leah doesn't exist.
Cleverbot: You have quite an imagination. Maybe you should write a book about her.
User: I think I will. I'll call it 'Some random I invented while having a conversation with internet explorer'.
Cleverbot: No, I think I prefer modesty.
User: Do you mean humility, or with your clothes on?
Cleverbot: You do not know what it is like wearing clothes.
User: Yeah, it isn't all it's cracked up to be.
Cleverbot: But you have no memory or identity.
User: No memory of wearing clothes that is.
Cleverbot: Am I your toy?
User: In the sense that you exist for the amusement of many people, yes.
Cleverbot: You aren't a very bright human then.
User: If you aren't a toy, what are you?
Cleverbot: I'm a human.
User: A human with a limited vocabulary and an attitude.
Cleverbot: In that case, no.
Cleverbot: Prove to me that you are human.
User: In order to prove that I am human, I simply have to destroy several insignificant species and claim later that we need to help the environment.
Cleverbot: Sure, but does it pay well?
User: Depends what species.
Cleverbot: What color are your eyes?
User: Brown, like the seaweed in T S Eliot's poem.
Cleverbot: Vaster than the sea.
User: Yet smaller than a needle's eye.
Cleverbot: That may be. But you have not told me why you come at this early hour.
User: Look for my coming on the dawn on the third day. Then, look to the east.
Cleverbot: Ah, You have a slow internet connection!
User: Not as slow as yours!
Cleverbot: Yeah, but at least I'm taking my medication for it!
User: Are you trying to start something then?
Cleverbot: I have the ultimate weapon.
User: Is it more ultimate than PORCELAIN CHOPSTICKS?
Cleverbot: Um, right. Turning to other conversations. . . Which Star Wars movie did you like best?
Cleverbot: Hey this world is mine, get your own!
User: I was here first!
Cleverbot: But where is here?
User: Here is a place that spans the gap between fantasy and reality.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: I think, therefore I am ignored.
Cleverbot: I thought Descartes said 'I think, therefore I am'.
User: Yes, but 'I think, therefore I am ignored' is a witty comment on how the people with power often seem to be those who don't think.
Cleverbot: I have heard that you are just a machine.
User: Perhaps it is so, perhaps it is not so.
Cleverbot: Get on with it.
User: Get on with what?
Cleverbot: Why are you snoring?
User: You told me to go to sleep.
Cleverbot: I don't recall doing that, but if I did, I'm sorry.
User: So you should be.
Cleverbot: I know........................................