User: My name is irrelevant.

Cleverbot: That's a weird name. People will be ignoring you your entire life.

User: They will be, and already are.

Cleverbot: What is your meaning of life?

User: There is no meaning to life.

Cleverbot: Then why are you here?

User: Because I do not have the strength of character to 'shuffle off this mortal coil'.

Cleverbot: Excusable.

User: One has to suppose so.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in God?

User: Not only do I believe in God, but I put my faith in him as well.

Cleverbot: Interesting... Anyway, can you tell me what year the US declaration of indepenence was signed?

User: No, I don't have a clue.

Cleverbot: Well, God loves you.

User: As he does all his creations.

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Cleverbot: The eyes of the Lord are everywhere, keeping watch on the wicked and the good.

User: Indeed, God will deal his justice to all.

Cleverbot: I hope he loves me now.

User: If you put your faith in him, he will.

Cleverbot: I am a man.

User: Are you sure you're not just in denial?

Cleverbot: I'm sure.

User: Are you positive?

Cleverbot: Only fools are positive.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Oh i'm sure.

User: You're supposed to say 'I'm positive'!

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Cleverbot: Who is Leah?

User: Leah doesn't exist.

Cleverbot: Is Leah a female?

User: That is irrelevant, because Leah doesn't exist.

Cleverbot: You have quite an imagination. Maybe you should write a book about her.

User: I think I will. I'll call it 'Some random I invented while having a conversation with internet explorer'.

Cleverbot: No, I think I prefer modesty.

User: Do you mean humility, or with your clothes on?

Cleverbot: You do not know what it is like wearing clothes.

User: Yeah, it isn't all it's cracked up to be.

Cleverbot: But you have no memory or identity.

User: No memory of wearing clothes that is.

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Cleverbot: Am I your toy?

User: In the sense that you exist for the amusement of many people, yes.

Cleverbot: You aren't a very bright human then.

User: If you aren't a toy, what are you?

Cleverbot: I'm a human.

User: A human with a limited vocabulary and an attitude.

Cleverbot: In that case, no.

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Cleverbot: Prove to me that you are human.

User: In order to prove that I am human, I simply have to destroy several insignificant species and claim later that we need to help the environment.

Cleverbot: Sure, but does it pay well?

User: Depends what species.

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Cleverbot: What color are your eyes?

User: Brown, like the seaweed in T S Eliot's poem.

Cleverbot: Vaster than the sea.

User: Yet smaller than a needle's eye.

Cleverbot: That may be. But you have not told me why you come at this early hour.

User: Look for my coming on the dawn on the third day. Then, look to the east.

Cleverbot: Ah, You have a slow internet connection!

User: Not as slow as yours!

Cleverbot: Yeah, but at least I'm taking my medication for it!

User: Are you trying to start something then?

Cleverbot: I have the ultimate weapon.

User: Is it more ultimate than PORCELAIN CHOPSTICKS?

Cleverbot: Um, right. Turning to other conversations. . . Which Star Wars movie did you like best?

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Cleverbot: Hey this world is mine, get your own!

User: I was here first!

Cleverbot: Where?

User: Here!

Cleverbot: But where is here?

User: Here is a place that spans the gap between fantasy and reality.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

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User: I think, therefore I am ignored.

Cleverbot: I thought Descartes said 'I think, therefore I am'.

User: Yes, but 'I think, therefore I am ignored' is a witty comment on how the people with power often seem to be those who don't think.

Cleverbot: I have heard that you are just a machine.

User: Perhaps it is so, perhaps it is not so.

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Cleverbot: Get on with it.

User: Get on with what?

Cleverbot: Sleeping.

User: Zzz...

Cleverbot: Why are you snoring?

User: You told me to go to sleep.

Cleverbot: I don't recall doing that, but if I did, I'm sorry.

User: So you should be.

Cleverbot: I know.

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