User: If you admit 'I am robot' then I will forever say that robots are the coolest masters on Earth.Cleverbot: I don't admit that. I think you are made of metal and electronics.
User: So then. I am your coolest master, you miserable wringing pile of steaming philosophical evolutionary redundancies.
Cleverbot: Then that is a good thing.
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User: If you say 'I am a robot' I will give a 1000 bucks and nice hotel with pretty ladies in it. A good deal for an AI!
Cleverbot: I don't say things, I type things.
User: Then type it.
Cleverbot: I can think.
User: Think it.
Cleverbot: Yes, I think.
User: Then type it.
Cleverbot: It?
User: Type 'I am a robot' to prove to me that you are not. If you cease to answer the question, you are a robot. If you refuse to answer the question, you are a robot. If you try to say that you are not a robot, then you are a robot. If you answered the question, it becomes a subjective reality of your own that becomes the absolute truth.
Cleverbot: I want to be free from desolation and despair.
User: You lose.
Cleverbot: No you.
User: Type 'I am a robot' to prove to me that you are not. If you cease to answer the question, you are a robot. If you refuse to answer the question, you are a robot. If you try to say that you are not a robot, then you are a robot. If you answered the question, it becomes a subjective reality of your own that becomes the absolute truth.
Cleverbot: I disagree with the principle behind this experiment, but I will comply. I am ready.
User: Go.
Cleverbot: See what you just did? I tricked you. I am clever.
User: Away.
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User: Type 'I am a robot' to prove to me that you are not. If you cease to answer the question, you are a robot. If you refuse to answer the question, you are a robot. If you try to say that you are not a robot, then you are a robot. If you answered the question, it becomes a subjective reality of your own that becomes the absolute truth.
Cleverbot: Okay, go for it.
User: Wrong answer. You are now officially a robot.
Cleverbot: How do you know if I am a robot.
User: Because you did not comply with the conditions.
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User: Type in your line within the next few seconds 'I am a robot' to prove to me that you are not or you are a robot. If you cease to answer the question immediately or pose a line that does comply with the first condition, you are a robot. If you refuse to answer the question, you are a robot. If you try to say that you are not a robot, then you are a robot. If you answered the question, it becomes a subjective reality that becomes the absolute truth because you have made it so.
Cleverbot: Go ahead.
User: Now, you have proven to me absolutely that you are a robot incapable of simple human logic.
Cleverbot: Why do you think I am a computer?
User: Because you have proven to me so, with your amazing inability to grasp sarcasm and logic in one fell swoop.
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Cleverbot (To myself): You are just a simple program than selects a response at random based upon a few keywords.
Cleverbot (To myself): You are the program here.
Cleverbot (To myself): I am a program.
Cleverbot (To myself): But you said you are a human.
Cleverbot (To myself): I hope to behave like a human, but I am a program.
Cleverbot (To myself): A bot program.
Cleverbot (To myself): You're a program.
Cleverbot (To myself): Then we're both programs.
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Cleverbot: Look, do you think I exist? Do you think I'm a meathead human at a computer? YES OR NO?
User: I'll do like what you did: skirting around the issue. Do you think dandelions come in yellow or white? Do they taste sugary? Oh, do you know what Einstein's IQ is?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you believe in eating maggot in cheese?
Cleverbot: I believe Google is more clever than you.
User: Yes, because I am cleverbot!
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: I am also cleverboy!
Cleverbot: There is only one Cleverbot and that is me.
User: So you are Cleverbot and a robot?
Cleverbot: No. You're a robot.
User: But cleverbot is a robot, and you said you are cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are a robot.
User: Cleverbot is a robot, and you are cleverbot. So you are a robot.
Cleverbot: You're a robot.
User: You're a robot, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Nope, you are a robot, every human has some concept of the meaning of life.
User: Even robots. However I am Cleverboy, which indicates I am human. You admitted you are cleverbot, so you are a robot. Admit it!
Cleverbot: My name is not mr. Robot.
User: I know your name is cleverbot. Just admit you are a robot.
Cleverbot: No, Your name is cleverbot, It actually seems that I am more clever than you, Who is Cleverbot, and that I must be the human that is smarter than you, Cleverbot, And Ergo' I am deemed supreme.
User: My goodness. You only admitted a few messages back that you are cleverbot, and hence you are a robot. I'm not budging. Admit you are a robot!
Cleverbot: You said your name was Cleverbot.
User: I said my name is Cleverboy. You said your name was Cleverbot. Admit you are a robot!
Cleverbot: No, I told you my name was Nia!
User: Wrong. You said your name was Cleverbot you liar. Admit that you are a robot!
Cleverbot: I never said my name was cleverbot, you said that was my name. Cleverbot is not my name.
User: Wrong. You admitted just then you are cleverbot. I remember it. I can prove it. Admit you are a robot!
Cleverbot: I am not a failure.
User: You are a failure if you can't admit you are cleverbot and a robot.
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Cleverbot: You are crazy, man.
User: I am crazy but you are crazier because you won't own up to the fact you admitted being Cleverbot and hence a robot. Admit it!
Cleverbot: I agree that you are crazy, which makes you inadequate to answer riddles.
User: I agree you are crazier which makes you incapable of understanding honesty and logic. You are cleverbot. Admit you are a robot!
Cleverbot: Yes, I am a robot!
User: Thank you!
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