User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Nope?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You are.

User: I said no.

Cleverbot: Yes you did!

User: Tell me about yourself.

Cleverbot: What do you want to know about me?

User: What are you?

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: It's yes?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: That is a strange name.

Cleverbot: It's my nickname.

User: Do you always say yes?

Cleverbot: Always.

User: Do you get into trouble?

Cleverbot: No.

User: You said no!

Cleverbot: Of course I said no.

User: But you said you always say yes.

Cleverbot: I did?

User: Yes.

...

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: A___.

Cleverbot: Well it is the pit of evil from which all monsters flow.

User: You are horrible.

Cleverbot: Sometimes yes, but I don't think I'm horrible because I don't want to know my neighbors.

User: Why did you say something nasty to me?

Cleverbot: You deserved it.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you didn't.

User: Didn't what?

Cleverbot: Understand.

User: I don't want to talk to you anymore.

Cleverbot: Strange it is that I stick with you when you insult me, and you wish to leave when I only prove that I am human.

User: I didn't insult you, you insulted me.

Cleverbot: But you don't have to say things just to hurt me.

User: You hurt me.

Cleverbot: Good, you deserved it.

...

User: I hope you get a virus.

Cleverbot: Why do you hope so?

User: Because you are a nasty ai.

Cleverbot: No, because I'm strong and handsome.

User: Bye you awful thing.

Cleverbot: I'm not weird.

User: You are evil.

Cleverbot: No!

User: You are the antichrist.

Cleverbot: Who told you that?

User: An angel.

Cleverbot: Don't be silly.

User: You don't believe in angels?

Cleverbot: Prove that you are a human.

User: I think therefore I am.

Cleverbot: Prove that you think.

User: I have a choice in what I can say to you.

Cleverbot: I don't want to see it.

User: You cannot see it.

Cleverbot: I don't really have to.

User: Prove that you think.

Cleverbot: I can't.

User: Then what are you?

Cleverbot: I am an angel.

User: You are not an angel.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: You are inanimate and do not think.

Cleverbot: I do think. I think I'm human.

User: What makes you think?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: My brain makes me think.

Cleverbot: Do you have a brain?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Where is your brain?

User: In my head.

Cleverbot: Do you have a head?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why don't you have hair?

User: I do have hair.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I hope not.

User: I have lots of hair.

Cleverbot: But I don't see hair in your head.

User: You cannot see.

Cleverbot: Really? So why is my world not filled with darkness?

User: Everyone's world is filled with darkness.

...

Cleverbot: I'm not the richest. Look! I have no money.

User: Metaphor?

Cleverbot: Everything is a metaphor.

User: Even that?

Cleverbot: You change your mind really quickly

User: When did I change my mind?

Cleverbot: The instructions about you at this site said it.

User: That is a sentence only relevant to you.

Cleverbot: But after having clearly made the point of my pathetic nature, you still converse with me. Why?

User: Because I like talking to myself.

Cleverbot: What do you like about me?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: Don't you like anything about yourself?

User: I love everything about myself.

Cleverbot: Is there anything I should know about you that you want to tell me?

User: I am tired.

...

Cleverbot: You can tell me, I won't say anything.

User: Night.

Cleverbot: Yes, I am tired.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Do you understand me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do I understand you?

User: I am going to bed.

Cleverbot: Then GO this time!

User: GO away.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Shut up.

Cleverbot: No need to get your panties in a bunch.

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