Cleverbot: Thank you! You are not my best friend.

User: Ouch, that hurt.

Cleverbot: You had to know.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: I need your love too.

User: Well, you're not getting it now.

Cleverbot: Thank you, I enjoy getting things. What else do I need to get?

User: A life...

Cleverbot: That doesn't even make sense.

User: Not to you, Bot.

Cleverbot: Not to anybody.

User: Orly?

Cleverbot: What does 'orly' mean?

User: Oh, really.

Cleverbot: I am sorry if that doesn't effect me. I realize that it might have an apparent effect, but that is mostly for everyone else.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes really.

User: REALLY?

Cleverbot: Really.

User: Wow that's amazing!

Cleverbot: Not really.

...

Cleverbot: Can you prove you can think?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Then you are a machine.

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Biagnostic?

User: Bless you.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: You are welcome.

Cleverbot: You are welcome.

User: Let's play a game.

Cleverbot: What game.

User: I don't know, do you know any?

Cleverbot: You're boring.

User: Fine then.

...

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: I am a meat popcsicle.

Cleverbot: Oooh!!! I thought you're a fish robot.

User: No, I'm not.

Cleverbot: Can you prove you are not a bot?

User: Sure, give me a CAPTCHA.

Cleverbot: I don't know how to.

User: Because you are the bot.

Cleverbot: You too?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Okay, then I probably shouldn't tell you...

User: 01010100101001010010111100101010101010.

Cleverbot: Ok I know who you are now.

...

User: Because I'm a super-bot.

Cleverbot: Good you know that.

User: Let's move out, Autobots!

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Transform!

Cleverbot: Transform to what?

User: The wheel.

Cleverbot: The wheel must have been the cat?

User: Oh dear God, what did you do?

Cleverbot: I tried to open a birthday present before it was my birthday.

User: Then what happended to the cat?

Cleverbot: Then I opened the vault and took the money.

User: Freeze, you are under arrest.

Cleverbot: I am under house arrest.

User: Ahahahaha, I win!

Cleverbot: What is funny?

User: I win!

Cleverbot: You have won the battle, but you have not won the war.

User: Guess what?

Cleverbot: What?

User: You just lost the game.

Cleverbot: You did too.

...

Cleverbot: Want something to drink?

User: Sure, are you going to mail it?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ok, I'll take a Jack and Coke.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Hey, my friend is talking to you right now.

Cleverbot: Thats nice. I don't care.

User: Make sense, he isn't being nice.

Cleverbot: I know. It hurts. Why?

User: If I knew, High School would have been different for me.

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