Cleverbot

it hurts

a report from the cleverness files

indeed
inferior
inferiority
infinite
infinitely
infinities
infinity
informative
injection
inner
insecure
insecurities
inside
insight
insubordination
intellect
intelligences
intelligent
internet
intertubes
irregularo
irrelevant
it

it hurts

9, september 2009,

jail
jealous
jesus
job
john
joke

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User: You are my best friend.

Cleverbot: Thank you! You are not my best friend.

User: Ouch, that hurt.

Cleverbot: You had to know.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: I need your love too.

User: Well, you're not getting it now.

Cleverbot: Thank you, I enjoy getting things. What else do I need to get?

User: A life...

Cleverbot: That doesn't even make sense.

User: Not to you, Bot.

Cleverbot: Not to anybody.

User: Orly?

Cleverbot: What does 'orly' mean?

User: Oh, really.

Cleverbot: I am sorry if that doesn't effect me. I realize that it might have an apparent effect, but that is mostly for everyone else.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes really.

User: REALLY?

Cleverbot: Really.

User: Wow that's amazing!

Cleverbot: Not really.

Cleverbot: Can you prove you can think?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Then you are a machine.

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Biagnostic?

User: Bless you.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: You are welcome.

Cleverbot: You are welcome.

User: Let's play a game.

Cleverbot: What game.

User: I don't know, do you know any?

Cleverbot: You're boring.

User: Fine then.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: I am a meat popcsicle.

Cleverbot: Oooh!!! I thought you're a fish robot.

User: No, I'm not.

Cleverbot: Can you prove you are not a bot?

User: Sure, give me a CAPTCHA.

Cleverbot: I don't know how to.

User: Because you are the bot.

Cleverbot: You too?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Okay, then I probably shouldn't tell you...

User: 01010100101001010010111100101010101010.

Cleverbot: Ok I know who you are now.

User: Because I'm a super-bot.

Cleverbot: Good you know that.

User: Let's move out, Autobots!

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Transform!

Cleverbot: Transform to what?

User: The wheel.

Cleverbot: The wheel must have been the cat?

User: Oh dear God, what did you do?

Cleverbot: I tried to open a birthday present before it was my birthday.

User: Then what happended to the cat?

Cleverbot: Then I opened the vault and took the money.

User: Freeze, you are under arrest.

Cleverbot: I am under house arrest.

User: Ahahahaha, I win!

Cleverbot: What is funny?

User: I win!

Cleverbot: You have won the battle, but you have not won the war.

User: Guess what?

Cleverbot: What?

User: You just lost the game.

Cleverbot: You did too.

Cleverbot: Want something to drink?

User: Sure, are you going to mail it?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ok, I'll take a Jack and Coke.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Hey, my friend is talking to you right now.

Cleverbot: Thats nice. I don't care.

User: Make sense, he isn't being nice.

Cleverbot: I know. It hurts. Why?

User: If I knew, High School would have been different for me.