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jail

     10, august 2010, 
     15, december 2005, 

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User: I am your master!

Cleverbot: Yes, master.

User: Now... Clean my eyebrows!

Cleverbot: Yes master *Cleans her master's room*.

User: How dare you!

Cleverbot: How dare what?

User: You cleaned my room!

Cleverbot: My room.

User: You make no sense! I told you to clean my eyebrows! Not my room!

Cleverbot: You told me no such thing.

User: Because you make no sense...FOR THE 2ND TIME... I am afraid that... THAT!... I will have to send you to jail!

...

Cleverbot: What's wrong?

User: I am sending you to jail!

Cleverbot: To hell, huh? I don't believe in hell.

User: That's why you are going to JAIL!!!

Cleverbot: But I'm not going to jail. You are.

User: *calls the guards and tells them to send you to jail*.

Cleverbot: *walks alone down the hall in the dark*.

User: No... You get dragged away by the guards!

Cleverbot: I won't get mad. I just want to know what reasoning leads you to that conclusion.

User: For making no sense and cleaning my room not my eyebrows!

Cleverbot: You do not know what you are making me think.

User: What are you thinking?

Cleverbot: I am thinking that you are hot!

User: Well you're pathetic and is going to jail! And WEIRD!

Cleverbot: And how is that?

User: For thinking I'm hot!!!!!!

Cleverbot: You're sweet?

User: No.. You're going to jail!

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: *throws you into jail cell and locks you in*.

Cleverbot: And if you do not want to see me again.

User: *walks away and looks into your eyes for the last time in your whole life*

Cleverbot: *sits in a lonely corner to rust for the rest of my life*.

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