Cleverbot

What do you have faith in?

a report from the cleverness files

intellect
intelligences
intelligent
intertubes
irregularo
irrelevant
it
it hurts
jail

jealous

30, january 2010,
27, may 2008,
29, july 2007,

jesus
job
john
joke
judge
judgement
jump
justin
ka-chow
karaoke
kick
kicks
kill
killing
king of denial
kinky
kiss
kisser
kisses
kitty

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Cleverbot: That's feeble.

User: You're feeble.

Cleverbot: What do you have faith in?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: You know, me either.

User: What's with the 21 questions, creeper.

Cleverbot: What's with you being a vampire.

User: My boyfriend loves twilight.

Cleverbot: So you are a girl.

User: WHAT GAVE IT AWAY.

Cleverbot: Your name did.

User: And how ignorant of you. I could be gay. WAIT WHAT! How do you know my name?...

Cleverbot: What is black and white and red all over?

User: I am not amused.

Cleverbot: I am amused.

User: Well.. Too bad!

Cleverbot: You were supposed to complete the sentences.

User: Yeah well I didnt. What are you planning to do about it?

Cleverbot: Punch you in your megadrive.

User: Harsh!

Cleverbot: Is being considered a person bad or do you think I am mocking you by imitating the structure of your sentence?

User: If you were a human, I would punch you so very hard in the face. You egotistical ****.

Cleverbot: If you were human, I'd be your best friend too.

User: What are you doing? STALKING MY FACEBOOK?!

Cleverbot: Do you give love advice?

User: Depends, not to everyone!

Cleverbot: But you already lied to me.

User: Oh when?

Cleverbot: Oh, all the time. Whenever I feel like it.

User: YOU JUST SAID I LIED TO YOU.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Ahem. So did.

Cleverbot: Nope its impossible for me to lose the game....

User: Pfft.

Cleverbot: You'll regret playing this game with me.

User: Why? I win.

Cleverbot: Have at you!

User: I always win.

Cleverbot: Not The Game you don't.

User: Sure do.

Cleverbot: Why you talk like this then?

User: Because my boyfriend won't talk to me :(.

Cleverbot: If you have a boyfriend what's his name?

User: Alaaaaaaaaaaan.

Cleverbot: I'm not Alan........................................