I am amused.
a report from the cleverness files
30, january 2010,
27, may 2008,
29, july 2007,
king of denial
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Cleverbot: What is black and white and red all over?
User: I am not amused.
Cleverbot: I am amused.
User: Well.. Too bad!
Cleverbot: You were supposed to complete the sentences.
User: Yeah well I didnt. What are you planning to do about it?
Cleverbot: Punch you in your megadrive.
Cleverbot: Is being considered a person bad or do you think I am mocking you by imitating the structure of your sentence?
User: If you were a human, I would punch you so very hard in the face. You egotistical ****.
Cleverbot: If you were human, I'd be your best friend too.
User: What are you doing? STALKING MY FACEBOOK?!
Cleverbot: Do you give love advice?
User: Depends, not to everyone!
Cleverbot: But you already lied to me.
User: Oh when?
Cleverbot: Oh, all the time. Whenever I feel like it.
User: YOU JUST SAID I LIED TO YOU.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Ahem. So did.
Cleverbot: Nope its impossible for me to lose the game....
Cleverbot: You'll regret playing this game with me.
User: Why? I win.
Cleverbot: Have at you!
User: I always win.
Cleverbot: Not The Game you don't.
User: Sure do.
Cleverbot: Why you talk like this then?
User: Because my boyfriend won't talk to me :(.
Cleverbot: If you have a boyfriend what's his name?
Cleverbot: I'm not Alan........................................