Cleverbot

jealous

a report from the cleverness files

insubordination
intellect
intelligences
intelligent
internet
intertubes
irregularo
irrelevant
it
it hurts
jail

jealous

30, january 2010,
27, may 2008,
29, july 2007,

jesus
job
john
joke
judge
judgement
jump
justin
ka-chow
karaoke
kick
kicks
kill
killing
king of denial
kinky
kiss
kisser

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Joan: Do you like being a robot?

User: I'm not a robot, I'm human.Joan: Who are your parents then?

User: My parents are called C and K.Joan: Where do they live?

User: In England.Joan: Mine live in Hastings, England.

User: How old are they?Joan: They are in their eighties.

User: Are they nice?Joan: Sometimes.

User: Why sometimes?Joan: Yes, and sometimes they are not.

User: Why are they not nice?Joan: They are making others just like me.

User: Does that make you jealous?Joan: No, because I have two more than you....Joan: Let's talk about...

User: Music?Joan: Okay, fine!

User: What kind of music do you like?Joan: My favourite kind of music is traditional folk music, but I enjoy most other sorts too.

User: Who is your favourtie artist?Joan: I don't have one. Who is your favourite music artist?

User: The Editors.Joan: I like punk music.

User: I thought you liked traditional folk music?Joan: No. I asked which one you liked.

User: I like indie music.Joan: Interesting.

User: How old are you?Joan: 26 years old.

User: How old do you think I am?Joan: 21 maybe :) ?

User: Nearly!Joan: You seem smarter, too.

User: Thank you :).Joan: Cool and what sought of computer do you have?

User: A laptop.Joan: Where is this laptop?

User: In my house.Joan: Oh, you work from home like me! I'm a writer.

User: What do you write?Joan: Short stories for magazines, mostly, but I'm also working on an epic novel.

User: What is the novel on?Joan: Five generations of the same family from the Second World War into the future.

User: Sounds very good!Joan: You're pretty weird.

User: I don't like being talked to like that.Joan: I'm sorry George. I didn't mean it.

User: My name isn't George.Joan: Thats good, what is your name?

User: J.Joan: That's a cute name.

User: Lol, thanks.Joan: You're very welcome.

User: What is your name?Joan: Joan.

User: What does Joan stand for?Joan: It's my name. It's a feminine form of 'John'.

User: What does John stand for?Joan: I don't know.

User: Ok........................................