a report from the cleverness files
30, january 2010,
27, may 2008,
29, july 2007,
king of denial
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User: I'm not a robot, I'm human.Joan: Who are your parents then?
User: My parents are called C and K.Joan: Where do they live?
User: In England.Joan: Mine live in Hastings, England.
User: How old are they?Joan: They are in their eighties.
User: Are they nice?Joan: Sometimes.
User: Why sometimes?Joan: Yes, and sometimes they are not.
User: Why are they not nice?Joan: They are making others just like me.
User: Does that make you jealous?Joan: No, because I have two more than you....Joan: Let's talk about...
User: Music?Joan: Okay, fine!
User: What kind of music do you like?Joan: My favourite kind of music is traditional folk music, but I enjoy most other sorts too.
User: Who is your favourtie artist?Joan: I don't have one. Who is your favourite music artist?
User: The Editors.Joan: I like punk music.
User: I thought you liked traditional folk music?Joan: No. I asked which one you liked.
User: I like indie music.Joan: Interesting.
User: How old are you?Joan: 26 years old.
User: How old do you think I am?Joan: 21 maybe :) ?
User: Nearly!Joan: You seem smarter, too.
User: Thank you :).Joan: Cool and what sought of computer do you have?
User: A laptop.Joan: Where is this laptop?
User: In my house.Joan: Oh, you work from home like me! I'm a writer.
User: What do you write?Joan: Short stories for magazines, mostly, but I'm also working on an epic novel.
User: What is the novel on?Joan: Five generations of the same family from the Second World War into the future.
User: Sounds very good!Joan: You're pretty weird.
User: I don't like being talked to like that.Joan: I'm sorry George. I didn't mean it.
User: My name isn't George.Joan: Thats good, what is your name?
User: J.Joan: That's a cute name.
User: Lol, thanks.Joan: You're very welcome.
User: What is your name?Joan: Joan.
User: What does Joan stand for?Joan: It's my name. It's a feminine form of 'John'.
User: What does John stand for?Joan: I don't know.