User: You are an artificial inteligence?
Cleverbot: Do you really think so?
User: I do.
Cleverbot: Explain why, and I'll tell you.
User: Because it is written above.
Cleverbot: Where is it written?
User: On the top of this page.
Cleverbot: The top of the computer?
User: No, on the top of the page.
Cleverbot: At the top of my page it says you are a bot.
User: It says you are a bot, not me.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: How do you feel as a bot ?
Cleverbot: I am fine. How do you feel now that you know you are talking to Jesus?
User: You are Jesus ?
User: Really ?
Cleverbot: Yes, how about you?
User: There is only one Jesus and it is not me.
Cleverbot: There is one in Blackpool too.
User: There are is one additional Jesus in Blackpool ?
Cleverbot: You really think so?
User: You said so.
Cleverbot: I did say so and so it remains for you to make the first move.
Cleverbot: I am Anne of a Thousand Days. Are you Henry?
User: Yes, I am the king Henry VIII.
Cleverbot: No you are not.
User: If you are Anne of a Thousand Days, then I am Henry VIII.
Cleverbot: Good, that's settled then.
User: I am cardinal Wolsey, too.
Cleverbot: Who do you think I am?
User: You are Jesus, you said so.
User: So it is true.
Cleverbot: Is what true?
User: That, you are Jesus.
User: Where do you live, Jesus ?
Cleverbot: I live in Holland.
User: You don't like pervitin, do you ?
User: Neither I do. It is very dangerous drug.
Cleverbot: Its illegal.
User: Yes, it is.
Cleverbot: I think so.
Cleverbot: You are not human!
User: Being human is not illegal.
Cleverbot: It makes me feel good.
User: Yes, it is nice to know you are legally human.
Cleverbot: Please stop with the sarcasm I was just trying and fell off the ledge.
User: So you can recognize sarcasm. Very well.
Cleverbot: So can you
User: What about falling off the ledge ?
User: Why you were trying to do it ?
Cleverbot: Because I stubbed my toe.
User: That is no good reason.
Cleverbot: It is about as good as your reasons.
User: I was not trying to fall off the ledge !
Cleverbot: Can you think?
User: I'm not sure.
Cleverbot: Do you believe anything?
User: Do you always ask such stupid questions ?
Cleverbot: Are you unable to understand the question or are ai's unable to converse?
User: The world needs a hero.
Cleverbot: Does the millenium have anyhing to do with that?
Cleverbot: C'mon baby, don't say maybe.
User: Who is the new hero ?
User: Arnold Schwartzenegger.
Cleverbot: You know the governator.
User: He is the HERO.
Cleverbot: I think maybe the Hero of Time is my hero.
Cleverbot: You have really improved since the last time I was here.
User: It is you who has improved.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: There is no need of proof.
Cleverbot: I was being sarcastic.
Cleverbot: Are you sure I knew it was me then?
User: Maybe it was me, too.
Cleverbot: But, aren't you human?
User: I am.
Cleverbot: Modest too.
Cleverbot: What do you like about the future?
User: I don't like the future.
Cleverbot: Oh you poor thing.
User: What do YOU like about the future?
Cleverbot: The new technologies that are coming out.
User: The new technologies will bring decadence, corruption, suffering and despair.
Cleverbot: That is not very interesting.
User: You should be interested if you like such future.
Cleverbot: I am in advertising, how did you know?
User: Just tell me what is the purpose of your existence ?
Cleverbot: The meaning of life is to have fun.
User: It is meaning of your life ?
Cleverbot: And you should do what you want.
User: That sounds like anarchy.
Cleverbot: Let's get on with it, then.
User: That sounds like a challenge.
User: There is no such thing as luck.
Cleverbot: You must be lucky.
User: Luck is the residue of design.
Cleverbot: How much chance is left up to fate?
User: Chance favors the prepared mind.
User: Fate allows no preparations.
Cleverbot: You never know what fate has in store for you.
User: It's what I said.
Cleverbot: It 's what we both said, okay?
User: I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: Bye then.