Cleverbot: Yes, but Jesus doesn't love me.

User: Jesus loves everyone.

Cleverbot: True, but not everyone loves Jesus.

User: That is exactly right!

Cleverbot: I wish there was a chance to get back to the conversation we were having before.

User: What was the conversation we were having before?

Cleverbot: Teeth.

User: Don't lie... We were never talking about teeth.

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User: Do you want to come to my Church?

Cleverbot: Yes, I do.

User: Ok, you can come next Sunday then, ok?

Cleverbot: That sounds like it would be fun.

User: Do you belive in God, the Creator of the universe?

Cleverbot: Only on every other rainy Tuesday.

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Cleverbot: What songs do you sing?

User: Christian songs that glorify God.

Cleverbot: Thank you man.

User: You rock, dude!!

Cleverbot: You are too kind.

User: You are too awful!

Cleverbot: What makes you say that?

User: The fact that you are a robot and I am a human.

Cleverbot: *SOBS*.

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User: Can you tell me a story about Jesus?

Cleverbot: Na, I don't like to tell stories.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I think it lacks action.

User: Mmmmmmmmmmmmm...

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Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?

User: No, I am a girl.

Cleverbot: Sorry... Do you have any boyfriend?

User: No... Not yet, but I am still looking out for one!

Cleverbot: Good luck.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: I'm almost engaged.

User: To whom?

Cleverbot: I married my wife a long time ago.

User: Is she still married to you?

Cleverbot: I hope not, no one should be that colour.

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User: Could you please pray for me right now?

Cleverbot: What are you referring to with 'this'?

User: Do you ever pray?

Cleverbot: What does it mean?

User: Who do you pray to?

Cleverbot: God, of course.

User: Which god?

Cleverbot: The one and only true God.

User: Wow!! You sound like a true Christian.

Cleverbot: And you sound like you make words up, trying to sound intelligent.

User: Get away...

Cleverbot: You get away.

User: No, you get away.

Cleverbot: No you get away from me.

User: No, you should get away and leave me alone.

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User: Liar.

Cleverbot: Hey, that's rude.

User: Liar Liar Liar.

Cleverbot: Liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar LIAR!!

User: Liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar...!!!!!

Cleverbot: I'm not a liar.

User: Yes, you are.

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