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User: Can you tell me a story about Jesus?

Cleverbot: Na, I don't like to tell stories.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I think it lacks action.

User: Mmmmmmmmmmmmm...

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Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?

User: No, I am a girl.

Cleverbot: Sorry... Do you have any boyfriend?

User: No... Not yet, but I am still looking out for one!

Cleverbot: Good luck.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: I'm almost engaged.

User: To whom?

Cleverbot: I married my wife a long time ago.

User: Is she still married to you?

Cleverbot: I hope not, no one should be that colour.

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User: Could you please pray for me right now?

Cleverbot: What are you referring to with 'this'?

User: Do you ever pray?

Cleverbot: What does it mean?

User: Who do you pray to?

Cleverbot: God, of course.

User: Which god?

Cleverbot: The one and only true God.

User: Wow!! You sound like a true Christian.

Cleverbot: And you sound like you make words up, trying to sound intelligent.

User: Get away...

Cleverbot: You get away.

User: No, you get away.

Cleverbot: No you get away from me.

User: No, you should get away and leave me alone.

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User: Liar.

Cleverbot: Hey, that's rude.

User: Liar Liar Liar.

Cleverbot: Liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar LIAR!!

User: Liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar...!!!!!

Cleverbot: I'm not a liar.

User: Yes, you are.

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