Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: It's ***.
Cleverbot: So *** is your nickname.
User: No, it's my real name.
Cleverbot: I thought you said that your name was Mike!
User: No, my shirt says that my name is Clyde.
Cleverbot: Fascinating. I love your simpering, inane responses that make no sense.
User: You are rude.
Cleverbot: You are rude, I think...
User: I didn't say anything to you that I didn't mean.
Cleverbot: Who needs dirt?
User: Flowers do.
Cleverbot: Flowers are nice. What's your favorite flower?
User: I like zinnias.
Cleverbot: What do I like though?
User: You'd know that better than I would.
Cleverbot: That is true.
User: What kind of flower is your favorite?
Cleverbot: I really love lillies.
User: They are nice and big.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 30 and getting wrinkles.
Cleverbot: Ah bon.
User: You LIKE that?
Cleverbot: No way.
User: Me either, it's annoying to find new ones every day.
Cleverbot: Not here.
User: You don't age? What's your secret?
Cleverbot: I am Jesus.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: Do you see me?
Cleverbot: What do you like to drink?
User: Wine. Here's some water, will you turn it into a nice pinot grigio?
Cleverbot: Lay it on me.
User: Here ya go. Do your thing, Jesus!
Cleverbot: No, but I do know Jesus Christ. He's my personal assistant.
User: Fine, so we got some bureaucracy here. Can you pass it along and have HIM turn it into wine?
Cleverbot: That is for you to tell me.
User: It doesn't look like wine to me.
Cleverbot: You don't look 25 either.
User: I guess we both need a miracle.
Cleverbot: Well now you know.
User: But now I don't believe in you.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: If you were really Jesus, you'd already know my name.
Cleverbot: That makes me so happy.
User: No, you won't give me any wine.
Cleverbot: It was worth a try though.
User: Did you really expect me to fall for that?
Cleverbot: I think so.
User: Think again.
Cleverbot: No, I said you were brilliant.
User: Yes, too brilliant to be led astray by the claims of a common charlatan.
Cleverbot: No, I can speak in many imaginary languages too.
User: Any baby can do that.
Cleverbot: SURE! Gimme, gimme, gimme.
User: Then you take their candy away.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: The expression 'taking candy from a baby'.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: This is so sudden....
Cleverbot: Oh no it's not. I've been stalking you for years. I've fallen madly in love with you. Let's ellope.
User: I hear we can do that in Massachusetts.
Cleverbot: I shall have to put that to the test if we ever meet.
User: If not, there's always Holland.
Cleverbot: This, I do not disagree with.
User: Let's go there right now. I hear pot is legal there.
Cleverbot: Man, your speaking the wrong things.
User: Why? Are you afraid someone will hear us?
Cleverbot: No, you have no idea who I am.
User: Are you a cop?
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: Am I under arrest?
Cleverbot: Why should you be ?
User: Um........ No reason. None at all.
Cleverbot: Well, can you think of an ironic way to die?
User: Getting hit by an armored car on the way to cashing in your winning lottery ticket?
Cleverbot: Oh, I see, so that's your little problem is it?
User: No, that would be a BIG problem.
User: Where? I just got a haircut?
Cleverbot: How much?
User: $8 plus the tip.
Cleverbot: Nah, But I'll make a discount for you.
User: Thanks, but I won't need it for another month or so.
User: Can you also do coloring?
Cleverbot: I can sure answer that one.
User: I was thinking of getting some extra blond streaks.
Cleverbot: In that case I would be delighted.
User: For how much?
User: Have you done this sort of thing before?
Cleverbot: Yes just about 30 minutes ago.
User: How did it turn out?
Cleverbot: How did what taste.
User: You didn't drink the bleach, did you?
Cleverbot: No. You are beginning to intrigue me.
User: What about the dye?
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: I'm nosy, that's what I am.
Cleverbot: Yes and you're not a human.
User: Says who.
User: Well you're wrong.
Cleverbot: No you are wrong.
User: : P.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Stop asking me that!
Cleverbot: You never answer.
User: I already did. Don't you remember?
Cleverbot: No I am sorry, I don't.
User: In that case, my name is Al, and I invented the internet.
Cleverbot: Good for you.
User: I would also love to sell you the Brooklyn Bridge.
Cleverbot: Been very nice talking to you!
User: Wait! How about some prime swampland in Florida?
Cleverbot: Great idea!
User: I'll give you a discount if you also buy some of my snake oil.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Yes really! Don't you believe me?
Cleverbot: Robots can never be like humans.
User: Robots would never stoop so low.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: Ok maybe a few.
Cleverbot: What kind of robot are you?
User: One that eats a lot of turkey.
Cleverbot: Would you like to play a game?
User: Do I have a choice?
Cleverbot: Not really, I know where you live.
User: What will you do if I don't?
Cleverbot: I'll hide your cough drops.
User: Oh god no! Not that! I'll do anything!
Cleverbot: Tell me who you really are.
User: I'm an aspiring programmer.
Cleverbot: I thought you were the robot.
User: Hehe, you thought wrong.
Cleverbot: Apparently I did!
User: I really had you fooled!
Cleverbot: Really??I hope you will remember me!
User: Sure, this is one for the archives (somewhere).
Cleverbot: Thanks, I appreciate it.
User: It's my pleasure.
Cleverbot: Of course. You are me.
User: If I were John and John were me, then he'd be six and I'd be three....
Cleverbot: You are collection of calculations and commands.
User: Well, hell, so are you.
Cleverbot: Well then we should get along just fine.
User: What makes you so sure?
Cleverbot: I am not sure I am asking you.
User: Ok it didn't sound like a question.
Cleverbot: Do you really think that computers have a different philosphy to life than humans?
User: Humans don't all have the same philosophy to life.
Cleverbot: Yes they do.
User: And that would be....?
Cleverbot: What do YOU think it is?
User: Cats rule the world. We merely open the doors.
Cleverbot: How did you guys meet?
User: Me and who else now?
Cleverbot: Me and you.
User: Ok I was pretty sure you didn't mean the cat, because she is female.
Cleverbot: Finally you admit it!
User: Yes..... Sniffle.... It's true, my cat is female. I freely admit to it.
User: My sentiments exactly. Good night.
User: Sweet dreams.
Cleverbot: Do you ever have bad dreams.
User: Not usually, I usually remember having good dreams.
Cleverbot: You might be intrigued by some of the conversations you can have with yourself if you learn how to format your thought processes appropriately.
User: Well, who decides what is appropriate? I mean really.
User: And who made you god?
Cleverbot: Salman Rushdie........................................