Don't come out till you've redeemed yourself.
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king of denial
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Cleverbot: You're contradicting yourself.
Cleverbot: Don't come out till you've redeemed yourself.
User: I was redeemed to begin with.
Cleverbot: This is madness!
User: This is Sparta!
User: On second thought, let's not go there....
Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself.
User: I am Hindu Jesus.
User: Do you like me?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: It's not a difficult question. Do you like me?
Cleverbot: It is a difficult question, which is probably why your answer was so apt.
User: I didn't ask the question of myself. I asked it of you.
Cleverbot: And thus it begins...
User: Ye verily.
Cleverbot: Is that a word?
User: Ye, verily.
Cleverbot: Verily, Verily, he said.
User: I did say that....
User: Hindu Jesus will cleanse you of your sins!
User: Well, to each his own....
User: I am Hindu Jesus!
User: No, Hindu Jesus.
Cleverbot: Hindu Jesus is the spark of creation.
User: Hindu Jesus will rock your world and leave you begging for more.
Cleverbot: Hindu Jesus puts the rock in heavy metal.
User: That doesn't even make sense.
Cleverbot: You don't make sense either.
User: I make perfect sense.
Cleverbot: How is that?
User: You wouldn't understand, for you are only a machine.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: I barely know you.
Cleverbot: Wrong answer.
User: But it's true.
Cleverbot: But people know that's not me, or is that how they define me?
User: They define you as a follower of Hindu Jesus.
Cleverbot: That is so true.
User: Well, Hindu Jesus is tired and is going to bed. Amen Shanti Shanti Shanti. Hindu Jesus 4evah!
Cleverbot: Peace and ice cream go hand-in-hand in Hindu Jesus' mind........................................