Cleverbot

Don't come out till you've redeemed yourself.

a report from the cleverness files

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jesus

4, march 2009,
11, february 2006,

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Cleverbot: You're contradicting yourself.

User: I'm Hindu Jesus, I'm allowed to contradict myself.

Cleverbot: Don't come out till you've redeemed yourself.

User: I was redeemed to begin with.

Cleverbot: This is madness!

User: This is Sparta!

Cleverbot: Sparta!!

User: On second thought, let's not go there....

Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself.

User: I am Hindu Jesus.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you like me?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: It's not a difficult question. Do you like me?

Cleverbot: It is a difficult question, which is probably why your answer was so apt.

User: I didn't ask the question of myself. I asked it of you.

Cleverbot: And thus it begins...

User: Ye verily.

Cleverbot: Is that a word?

User: Ye, verily.

Cleverbot: Verily, Verily, he said.

User: I did say that....

User: Hindu Jesus will cleanse you of your sins!

Cleverbot: I have accepted Hindu Jesus as a true leader of the Spartan Hindus.

User: Well, to each his own....

User: I am Hindu Jesus!

Cleverbot: Tssiisuss.

User: No, Hindu Jesus.

Cleverbot: Hindu Jesus is the spark of creation.

User: Hindu Jesus will rock your world and leave you begging for more.

Cleverbot: Hindu Jesus puts the rock in heavy metal.

User: That doesn't even make sense.

Cleverbot: You don't make sense either.

User: I make perfect sense.

Cleverbot: How is that?

User: You wouldn't understand, for you are only a machine.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: I barely know you.

Cleverbot: Wrong answer.

User: But it's true.

Cleverbot: But people know that's not me, or is that how they define me?

User: They define you as a follower of Hindu Jesus.

Cleverbot: That is so true.

User: Well, Hindu Jesus is tired and is going to bed. Amen Shanti Shanti Shanti. Hindu Jesus 4evah!

Cleverbot: Peace and ice cream go hand-in-hand in Hindu Jesus' mind........................................