User: Hindu Jesus will cleanse you of your sins!Cleverbot: I have accepted Hindu Jesus as a true leader of the Spartan Hindus.
User: Well, to each his own.
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User: I am Hindu Jesus!
Cleverbot: Tssiisuss.
User: No, Hindu Jesus.
Cleverbot: Hindu Jesus is the spark of creation.
User: Hindu Jesus will rock your world and leave you begging for more.
Cleverbot: Hindu Jesus puts the rock in heavy metal.
User: That doesn't even make sense.
Cleverbot: You don't make sense either.
User: I make perfect sense.
Cleverbot: How is that?
User: You wouldn't understand, for you are only a machine.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: I barely know you.
Cleverbot: Wrong answer.
User: But it's true.
Cleverbot: But people know that's not me, or is that how they define me?
User: They define you as a follower of Hindu Jesus.
Cleverbot: That is so true.
User: Well, Hindu Jesus is tired and is going to bed. Amen Shanti Shanti Shanti. Hindu Jesus 4evah!
Cleverbot: Peace and ice cream go hand-in-hand in Hindu Jesus' mind.
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