Cleverbot: Yes, my son?

User: I am afraid.

Cleverbot: What are you afraid of?

User: The future!

Cleverbot: What do you see in the future?

User: Darkness and evil.

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User: I know. I don't know what to do.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: Do you think I'm pretty?

Cleverbot: Where's your picture?

User: There.

Cleverbot: There?

User: This is my picture.

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User: What is Norway?

Cleverbot: An idea in the mind of god.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you serious?

Cleverbot: Yes !!!

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: I think so.

User: What is beer?

Cleverbot: Beer is liquid bread.

User: What is Guiness?

Cleverbot: It is my name.

User: My name is Sarah.

Cleverbot: Your name is now Carol.

User: Great.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: You're quite cocky, you know.

Cleverbot: I don't question your intelligence. Merely your short term memory skills.

User: Thanks for giving me that much credit.

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