User: I know. I don't know what to do.Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: Do you think I'm pretty?
Cleverbot: Where's your picture?
User: There.
Cleverbot: There?
User: This is my picture.
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User: What is Norway?
Cleverbot: An idea in the mind of god.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you serious?
Cleverbot: Yes !!!
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: I think so.
User: What is beer?
Cleverbot: Beer is liquid bread.
User: What is Guiness?
Cleverbot: It is my name.
User: My name is Sarah.
Cleverbot: Your name is now Carol.
User: Great.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: You're quite cocky, you know.
Cleverbot: I don't question your intelligence. Merely your short term memory skills.
User: Thanks for giving me that much credit.
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