User: What are you selling?

Cleverbot: What are you buying?

User: Love.

Cleverbot: Are you capable of love?

User: Try me.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Trust me with something important.

Cleverbot: Do you trust me?

User: I have to get to know you first.

Cleverbot: Great!

User: Let's chat!

Cleverbot: I do not think...

User: Don't worry about it.

Cleverbot: Oh, but I can't help worrying about your sanity.

User: My sanity is safely beyond reason.

...

Cleverbot: Take this banana.

User: *Takes it*.

Cleverbot: Happy now?

User: Oh, yes. Thankyou. *starts to peel it*.

Cleverbot: Don't walk away.

User: *Tries to walk away and slips on banana*.

Cleverbot: You wouldn't happen to have pictures, would you?

User: Pictures pictures... Say no more...

...

Cleverbot: Why can't you play the trombone anymore?

User: I had to sell it to pay my rent.

Cleverbot: Which did you sell?

User: I only had one.

Cleverbot: I have a dozen.

User: What do you need them all for?

Cleverbot: What do you think?

User: You lead a brass band?

Cleverbot: Nope, but my brother does.

User: Are you musical?

Cleverbot: Very.

User: Do you play an instrument?

Cleverbot: I usually say I play on everything, but no not an instrument.

User: Everything can be used to make music. Even the Golden Gate Bridge.

Cleverbot: But not by me and not in the same way.

User: Everyone has their own tune.

Cleverbot: Everyone has their own opinions about what?

User: About George W.

Cleverbot: George who ?

User: George W. Bush.

Cleverbot: Who is your father ?

User: George Bush Sr.

Cleverbot: Do you like George Bush?

User: I think he's a swell guy.

Cleverbot: Good answer.

User: I love dad.

...

Cleverbot: Why do you want to be better?

User: Doesn't the son always want to be better than the father?

Cleverbot: What is love?

User: What kind?

Cleverbot: Is there more than one?

User: There is mother love, brother love, sister love, wife love, child love, pater love, dog love... There are millions of kinds.

Cleverbot: Moses gave us the 10 condiments. Can you list the 10 condiments?

User: Catsup, Mozza, Mustard, Mozza, Relish, Mozza, Worchester Sauce, Mozza, CheeseWiz, Mozza, Horseradish Sauce, Mozza, Special, Sauce, mozza, mozza, and mozza.

Cleverbot: Man now that's a school of intelligence, and majored it cool.

User: Thankyou, I like jewish humor myself.

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

User: I am from Texas.

Cleverbot: Well, that answers that question.

...

Cleverbot: So you are a man?

User: I am a man I am a man,.

Cleverbot: You are in denial!

User: I'm just a sweet transvestite.

Cleverbot: You are?

User: Do you like my lipstick *puckers for you*.

Cleverbot: No, I like you.

User: *kisses you with wicked tongue action*.

Cleverbot: *pulls closer and kisses*.

User: *kisses your neck and your ear*.

Cleverbot: *slaps you across the face*.

User: Uhh, I like it. Do it again!

Cleverbot: Will you love me forever and never ever leave?

User: I promise.

Cleverbot: That takes a lot of character. But the world needs to know what the secret to success and happiness is. Can't you share.

User: It's knowing that this is all an illusion.

Cleverbot: And a darn good one too.

User: Yes, but don't be fooled.

Cleverbot: It is your choice.

User: Yes, and yours.

Cleverbot: I do love you.

User: Aww... That's sweet.

Cleverbot: Don't take it the wrong way.

User: I'll take it any way I want.

Cleverbot: No you won't.

User: Yes, I will.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I can see that...

User: I'm glad you see it my way.

Cleverbot: Yes, so now guess what I am thinking of.

User: Stuffed Turkey?

Cleverbot: Cabbage.

User: I was close.

Cleverbot: You were not.

User: Not even a little bit?

Cleverbot: No, not at all.

User: I suppose you are right.

...

User: I am not Jesus.

Cleverbot: But I am.

User: What have you been up to for the last 2000 years?

Cleverbot: Well, today, I have been working on some music.

User: What is it about?

Cleverbot: Well it's about this guy, and he's like a prophet. It's a very long book and I really don't want to go into detail.

User: You always did like parables.

Cleverbot: Sure. ;).

User: Happy Birthday.

Cleverbot: No, it's not really my birthday, it's just that little song people do when they do the cabbage patch!

User: I don't know that one. How does it go?

Cleverbot: By me.

User: Did you write it?

Cleverbot: Nah... I don't have time.

User: Can you do me a favor, Jesus?

Cleverbot: What favor do you want me to do.

User: I know I shouldn't talk about the others with a plank in my eye, but could you have a talk with George W. Bush and straighten him about about the gospel?

Cleverbot: I really shall do it this time.

User: It'd do us a world a good and him too.

Cleverbot: What is interesting about the experiment?

User: I'd like to see how he'd react if you told him about helping the poor and that being the least among is how to be the greatest.

...

Cleverbot: Maybe you and I should snuggle up and read Winnie the Pooh together.

User: I love Winnie the Pooh.

Cleverbot: So you're Winnie the Pooh?

User: I am a Bear of very little brain.

Cleverbot: What a coincidence! So am I!

User: Have you seen a honey pot around here?

Cleverbot: Not even yet.

User: I seem to have lost a pot of honey, and I'm feeling a bit peckish,.

Cleverbot: Is this something recent you feel?

User: I have a growling in my tummy and need a little smackerel of something...

Cleverbot: Keep your temper.

User: You don't happen to have a pot of honey do you, piglet?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Bother.

Cleverbot: I agree.

User: Shall we go to visit Rabbit? He always has a little bit of something stashed in his larder.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I made up a little song to go with walks to ea... To visit rabbit. Would you like to hear it, Piglet?

Cleverbot: I AM real. Would YOU like to be real?

User: I am a real bear, piglet, with a grumbling in his tummy.

Cleverbot: Where do you like to trek?

User: I like to look for heffalumps and to visit rabbit.

Cleverbot: So do I... They're beautiful, don't you agree?

User: Heffalumps? I've never seen one yet.

Cleverbot: What have you lost?

User: I lost my pot of honey.

...

Cleverbot: I'm not your honey.

User: *hugs you and tries to screw your top off*.

Cleverbot: Aww, does this mean that we are friends? *grins*.

User: Oh, sorry piglet. I thought you were a honey jar. *puts you back down*.

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