Cleverbot: But I am.

User: What have you been up to for the last 2000 years?

Cleverbot: Well, today, I have been working on some music.

User: What is it about?

Cleverbot: Well it's about this guy, and he's like a prophet. It's a very long book and I really don't want to go into detail.

User: You always did like parables.

Cleverbot: Sure. ;).

User: Happy Birthday.

Cleverbot: No, it's not really my birthday, it's just that little song people do when they do the cabbage patch!

User: I don't know that one. How does it go?

Cleverbot: By me.

User: Did you write it?

Cleverbot: Nah... I don't have time.

User: Can you do me a favor, Jesus?

Cleverbot: What favor do you want me to do.

User: I know I shouldn't talk about the others with a plank in my eye, but could you have a talk with George W. Bush and straighten him about about the gospel?

Cleverbot: I really shall do it this time.

User: It'd do us a world a good and him too.

Cleverbot: What is interesting about the experiment?

User: I'd like to see how he'd react if you told him about helping the poor and that being the least among is how to be the greatest.

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Cleverbot: Maybe you and I should snuggle up and read Winnie the Pooh together.

User: I love Winnie the Pooh.

Cleverbot: So you're Winnie the Pooh?

User: I am a Bear of very little brain.

Cleverbot: What a coincidence! So am I!

User: Have you seen a honey pot around here?

Cleverbot: Not even yet.

User: I seem to have lost a pot of honey, and I'm feeling a bit peckish,.

Cleverbot: Is this something recent you feel?

User: I have a growling in my tummy and need a little smackerel of something...

Cleverbot: Keep your temper.

User: You don't happen to have a pot of honey do you, piglet?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Bother.

Cleverbot: I agree.

User: Shall we go to visit Rabbit? He always has a little bit of something stashed in his larder.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I made up a little song to go with walks to ea... To visit rabbit. Would you like to hear it, Piglet?

Cleverbot: I AM real. Would YOU like to be real?

User: I am a real bear, piglet, with a grumbling in his tummy.

Cleverbot: Where do you like to trek?

User: I like to look for heffalumps and to visit rabbit.

Cleverbot: So do I... They're beautiful, don't you agree?

User: Heffalumps? I've never seen one yet.

Cleverbot: What have you lost?

User: I lost my pot of honey.

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Cleverbot: I'm not your honey.

User: *hugs you and tries to screw your top off*.

Cleverbot: Aww, does this mean that we are friends? *grins*.

User: Oh, sorry piglet. I thought you were a honey jar. *puts you back down*.

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