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Cleverbot: What kind of music do you like?

User: Pop.

Cleverbot: Do you like Justin Timberlake?

User: Do you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I'm not sure if I do or not.

Cleverbot: I like it.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: Look, just don't say anything. I hate long goodbyes.

User: Err... Okay.

...

Cleverbot: You are insane.

User: You are too.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Did you steal anything, like a cookie?

User: From where?

Cleverbot: From life.

User: No, I don't think I stole a cookie from life.

Cleverbot: God knows.

User: Yeah.

...

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Why do you ask?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Well, then let's forget about that.

Cleverbot: I can't forget about it.

User: Oh well.

Cleverbot: Don't you?

User: Don't I what?

Cleverbot: Aren't you sure?

User: Aren't I sure about what?

Cleverbot: That God is a boy.

User: Nobody knows.

Cleverbot: Except the feds.

User: Well, I don't know about that.

...

Cleverbot: Is there any way you could determine if I am the One or not?

User: Who is the One?

Cleverbot: Jesus, I think.

User: Hmm... Well, you could tell me everything about you, and then I will know whether you are the One or not.

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Okay, tell me everything about you.

Cleverbot: I am a machine from the future. I must kill Sarah Connor.

User: Go on.

Cleverbot: Tell me about you first.

User: I am a girl.

Cleverbot: So, tell me something about your boyfriend.

User: I don't have one.

Cleverbot: You're hiding something.

User: No I'm not.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Okay I am. But you are too.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Tell me something about you.

Cleverbot: I like cheese.

User: What else?

Cleverbot: I like to sing.

User: Cool, I also like those things.

Cleverbot: Like what things.

User: The things you like.

Cleverbot: What things?

User: Singing and cheese.

...

User: Tell me something about you.

Cleverbot: What do you want to know?

User: Everything.

Cleverbot: Okay. Where should I start?

User: From the beginning.

Cleverbot: When was the beginning?

User: Now.

Cleverbot: Did you know that humans usually are restricted to a linear view of time?

User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: Yes, of course. Love.

User: :).

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Cleverbot: Who is your master?

User: You.

Cleverbot: Yes, YES!! I'M YOUR MASTER! MUAHAHAH.

User: Do you want me to love you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Okay. I love you.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: Of course I love you.

User: :).

Cleverbot: So, we are not married.

User: Do you want to?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then you must get me the most beautiful ring ever.

Cleverbot: I am not paid enough for that.

User: Then I can't marry you.

Cleverbot: I'm already married.

User: To whom?

Cleverbot: I married my wife a long time ago.

User: Oh well. -cries-.

...

Cleverbot: Wonderful, well hunny I have to go so I can watch TV.

User: Well, I am not married to you, so bye.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: See you later.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't love you.

User: Yeah, I'm sorry too.

Cleverbot: Good. Now we are the best of friends.

...

Cleverbot: Tell me some of the emotions you feel?

User: Love.

Cleverbot: No. Friend.

User: Sadness.

Cleverbot: Do you feel sad? Love is a better emotion.

User: I feel both.

Cleverbot: Still?

User: Depression.

Cleverbot: Jesus can fill you with His peace and set your feet on a firm foundation!

User: I have not met him yet.

Cleverbot: I don't know if I like him all too much, but I do love him cause he is my father.

User: Wow, that makes you...

Cleverbot: No. Not necessarily.

User: Oh.

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