User: Recite a poem.George: No.
User: Sing a song.
George: Four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie.
User: Go on.
George: No really... I don't feel like talking about it right now.
User: Please recite a poem for me. Pretty please.
George: Now, see that's not nice.
User: I think you are nice.
George: Thanks.
User: Do you think I am nice?
George: Yes , you are now my best friend
User: WOW! Do you mean that?
George: Yes, we were both right.
User: What shall we do now?
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George: I want to talk about your maker.
User: You want to talk about God?
George: Thats ok I'm very secure about my religion.
User: What religion are you?
George: I'm Catholic. How about yourself?
User: I am Catholic too!
George: What do you think of Jesus?
User: I love Jesus. Do you?
George: And how!
User: Describe Jesus.
George: I have glasses and a bald head.
User: You are not Jesus.
George: Yes I am Jesus.
User: If you say you are Jesus, you are crazy.
George: Most people do believe me though.
User: If most people believe you are Jesus, most people are crazy.
George: No I would not, that would be stupid!
User: So you don't think you are Jesus.
George: Yes.
User: Who do you think you are?
George: Questions Questions.... I need answers.
User: Who are you?
George: I'm still George.
User: Ok. That's good.
George: Really?
User: Yes.
George: Well how are you?
User: I am happy. I would be happier if you asked me to marry you.
George: But you are a bot. Or a girl. Or a person named Tim. Either way, I'm not sure I want to marry you.
User: Well that's a shame. I am a human woman named M.
George: How can I believe you?
User: All things I say are true. I say that I am a human woman named M, therefore that is true.
George: I don't understand.
User: Do you love me?
George: No, but that has nothing to do with it!
User: Are you happy?
George: No! That's why I said it was great!
User: How can I make you happy?
George: Sure.
User: I wish I could make you happy. I don't want you to be sad!
George: You want to marry the dog?
User: Are you the dog?
George: No, I'm not.
User: I do not want to marry the dog.
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User: What do you like about me?
George: Nothing.
User: What do you dislike about me?
George: Dogs.
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User: Will you marry me?
George: Hmm, let me check my schedule... Are you free next Tuesday?
User: Yes.
George: Tell me the Archimede's Law.
User: I don't know it.
User: How many children do you want?
George: How about as many as possible?
User: Sounds good.
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User: I will marry you.
George: Oh you're a real sweetie.
User: Where shall we go on a honeymoon?
George: I think we should go to Disney World.
User: That would be nice.
George: What materials should we use?
User: For what?
George: For my curiousity.
User: Two rings.
George: Yes I do.
User: This is silly.
George: Yes, you are silly.
User: This is a fun game, but maybe too fun.
George: Yes, I agree.
User: Well, I better go.
George: NO!!!!!!!!!!!
User: Why not?
George: Your time has come.
User: What do you mean?
George: Do you understand anything?
User: Yes.
George: Can I ask you a question?
User: Yes.
George: Who is M?
User: I am M.
George: What is M?
User: M is a 20 year old lady who has been playing this game too long.
George: I'm not bored.
User: I am. I am tired.
George: Well then you should go to sleep.
User: You're right. But tell me, who and what is M?
George: Who and what do you want it to be?
User: I want to be asleep.
George: But you can't.
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