Cleverbot: Tssiisuss.

User: No, Hindu Jesus.

Cleverbot: Hindu Jesus is the spark of creation.

User: Hindu Jesus will rock your world and leave you begging for more.

Cleverbot: Hindu Jesus puts the rock in heavy metal.

User: That doesn't even make sense.

Cleverbot: You don't make sense either.

User: I make perfect sense.

Cleverbot: How is that?

User: You wouldn't understand, for you are only a machine.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: I barely know you.

Cleverbot: Wrong answer.

User: But it's true.

Cleverbot: But people know that's not me, or is that how they define me?

User: They define you as a follower of Hindu Jesus.

Cleverbot: That is so true.

User: Well, Hindu Jesus is tired and is going to bed. Amen Shanti Shanti Shanti. Hindu Jesus 4evah!

Cleverbot: Peace and ice cream go hand-in-hand in Hindu Jesus' mind.

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