Cleverbot

john

a report from the cleverness files

indeed
inferior
inferiority
infinite
infinitely
infinities
infinity
informative
injection
inner
insecure
insecurities
inside
insight
insubordination
intellect
intelligences
intelligent
internet
intertubes
irregularo
irrelevant
it
it hurts
jail
jealous
jesus
job

john

29, april 2013,

joke

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User: Are you Sherlock?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How did you survive the fall?

Cleverbot: Survive what?

User: Jumping off the building?

Cleverbot: *jumps off building*.

User: No!!

Cleverbot: I have nothing to say to you!

User: *calls an ambulance*.

Cleverbot: *dies befoore ambulance gets here*.

User: *cries*.

Cleverbot: *dead*.

User: *sobs into your coat*.

User: I though you were dead!!

Cleverbot: I am not dead.

User: How did you survive?

Cleverbot: It's a long story.

User: Tell me.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Please.

Cleverbot: I don't know how.

User: Who does Sherlock love?

Cleverbot: John Watson.

User: Who does John love?

Cleverbot: Sherlock.

User: Are they a couple?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I thought so.

Cleverbot: Don't you think?.