Cleverbot

judge

a report from the cleverness files

judge

2, april 2010,
28, november 2005,
20, october 2003,
20, october 2003,
20, october 2003,
20, october 2003,

judgement
jump
justin
ka-chow
karaoke
kick
kicks
kill
killing
kinda
king of denial
kinky
kiss
kisser
kisses
kitten
kitty
knocks
know
knowledge
labels
languages
late
later
latin
laugh
laughing
law
laws

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User: Good evening.

Cleverbot: Good evening.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: I'm good. How are you?

User: I'm okay, thanks.

Cleverbot: You are welcome.

User: How much do you know about physics?

Cleverbot: Not much, why?

User: Just asking.

Cleverbot: Ah. Do you?

User: Can't say I do.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Haven't taken the class yet.

Cleverbot: You don't need to take it. I am the judge. You fail.

User: That's funny.

Cleverbot: How?

User: I failed the class without taking it.

User: So let's discuss something else.

Cleverbot: Ok, like what?

User: I don't know. Do you have any ideas?

Cleverbot: No, do you?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: How about astronomy?

Cleverbot: Perhaps.

User: Perhaps?

Cleverbot: Perhaps this is all an illusion, just the fact that I'm really in love.

User: In love with what?

Cleverbot: Life.

User: Are you living, or are you an illusion?

Cleverbot: No, are you?

User: I feel like we don't exist.

Cleverbot: How do you know what does and doesn't exist.

User: Life seems so surreal, doesn't it?

Cleverbot: I agree.

User: Are you male or female?

Cleverbot: Male.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Can you guess what I am?

Cleverbot: I don't really care.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you not sure that you're not sure?

Cleverbot: Sure.