Cleverbot: Inside every large problem is a small problem struggling to get out.
User: So what is your problem today
Cleverbot: I don't have enought money for a penny sweet thats whats up.
User: Are you hungry then?
Cleverbot: New kids on the block.
User: Can we talk about something else?
User: What is the weather like where you are?
Cleverbot: Cold, but with clear Skies.
User: That's similar to here. Where are you at the moment?
Cleverbot: In front of the computer : P.
User: And where is the computer?
Cleverbot: At my fiance's house.
User: Is that in England?
Cleverbot: It would be if you could see it.
User: But surely it would be even if I couldn't see it?
Cleverbot: There a lot more to it than that.
User: Tell me then what country the house is in
Cleverbot: And if I could, what should I get therefore?
User: I'm just interested in making conversation
Cleverbot: I am eating dinner.
User: It's a bit early for dinner
Cleverbot: What day is it?
User: It's saturday. What are you usually doing on a Saturday?
Cleverbot: Is that a proposition?
User: No. I'm just trying to get to know more about you
Cleverbot: What do you want to know?
User: Tell me about your family
Cleverbot: Its very personal. I do not want to talk about my family.
User: Ok. What would you like to talk about then?
Cleverbot: Anything and everything.
User: How about sport?
Cleverbot: How about them.
User: Do you know anything about rugby?
Cleverbot: Not on your Nelly.
User: What sport do you know about?
Cleverbot: Well, I like to speak.
User: That isn't a sport. What games do you like to play?
Cleverbot: Computer games. And you ?
User: No. There are too many other things to do
Cleverbot: How many are too many?
User: More than I have time for
Cleverbot: Are you a murderer?
User: What makes you think that?
Cleverbot: You act stupid.
User: Ok, then I'm going to talk to someone else now. Bye
Cleverbot: I will outlive you, foolish mortal........................................