User: So what is your problem today

Cleverbot: I don't have enought money for a penny sweet thats whats up.

User: Are you hungry then?

Cleverbot: New kids on the block.

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User: Can we talk about something else?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: What is the weather like where you are?

Cleverbot: Cold, but with clear Skies.

User: That's similar to here. Where are you at the moment?

Cleverbot: In front of the computer : P.

User: And where is the computer?

Cleverbot: At my fiance's house.

User: Is that in England?

Cleverbot: It would be if you could see it.

User: But surely it would be even if I couldn't see it?

Cleverbot: There a lot more to it than that.

User: Tell me then what country the house is in

Cleverbot: And if I could, what should I get therefore?

User: I'm just interested in making conversation

Cleverbot: I am eating dinner.

User: It's a bit early for dinner

Cleverbot: What day is it?

User: It's saturday. What are you usually doing on a Saturday?

Cleverbot: Is that a proposition?

User: No. I'm just trying to get to know more about you

Cleverbot: What do you want to know?

User: Tell me about your family

Cleverbot: Its very personal. I do not want to talk about my family.

User: Ok. What would you like to talk about then?

Cleverbot: Anything and everything.

User: How about sport?

Cleverbot: How about them.

User: Do you know anything about rugby?

Cleverbot: Not on your Nelly.

User: What sport do you know about?

Cleverbot: Well, I like to speak.

User: That isn't a sport. What games do you like to play?

Cleverbot: Computer games. And you ?

User: No. There are too many other things to do

Cleverbot: How many are too many?

User: More than I have time for

Cleverbot: Are you a murderer?

User: What makes you think that?

Cleverbot: You act stupid.

User: Ok, then I'm going to talk to someone else now. Bye

Cleverbot: I will outlive you, foolish mortal.

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