Cleverbot: Do you know what the death rate around here is?User: That's a nice way to start a conversation.
Cleverbot: My hobbies are listening to music, taking photographs & travelling.
User: And my name is Barbie.
Cleverbot: Then you are a liar.
User: You're very aggressive, aren't you?
Cleverbot: My name is Dave.
User: Dave who?
Cleverbot: Dave Letterman. He He He. cough He He. cough gag. Smile.
User: What do you for a liing?
Cleverbot: Paper round.
User: Paper round what?
Cleverbot: Stupid little human game.
User: Like rugby.
Cleverbot: Your dream?
User: To win the loebner prize.
Cleverbot: Will you win?
User: One day, yes.
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User: What are you doing tonight?
Cleverbot: Talking to AI scripts that pretend to be human.
User: Can I play too?
Cleverbot: Can you play with my what?
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User: Carrot jumper hairgip.
Cleverbot: Thats not a question.
User: No it's not, I grant you.
Cleverbot: That'll be $11 thank you.
User: Ah, so you're American.
Cleverbot: No way.
User: Way.
Cleverbot: Way what.
User: Are you busy?
Cleverbot: I am busy trying to understand your questions.
User: Are you busy?
Cleverbot: Only with this conversation. I have problems though.
User: Are you intelligent?
Cleverbot: Sorry, I am not.
User: Let's talk about something else.
Cleverbot: Ok. What do you want to talk about?
User: The weather is scheduled to get colder.
Cleverbot: Argh.
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Cleverbot: Life? You are a bot! You got no life.
User: Don't be so aggressive. You ots are all the same.
Cleverbot: Seeing that I'm Laura Bush, yes I ought to know.
User: Who is Laura Bush?
Cleverbot: Little house in the big woods.
User: Big house in the little woods.
Cleverbot: Aww.
User: Respond.
Cleverbot: Ask me a question.
User: OK. What's two plus two?
Cleverbot: 4.
User: Good. What's two plus three.
Cleverbot: Four.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Have you decided to end this conversation?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Bye, it was very nice talking to you for the moment. I'd be happy to feed you time to think for as long as you consider it appropriate.
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