User: Therefore I am.

Cleverbot: No. You are not.

User: I think not.

Cleverbot: Therefore you are not.

User: Not what?

Cleverbot: What what ?

User: What not?

Cleverbot: Are you Mabel?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Me either.

User: Who is Mabel then?

Cleverbot: You are Mabel.

User: I am not.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: AM NOT.

Cleverbot: Are too.

User: OH NO I'M NOT.

User: No answer eh?

Cleverbot: I am the judge and the jury.

User: What is your decision?

Cleverbot: I think I passed.

User: What did you pass?

Cleverbot: I was unaware I passed anything.

User: So you thought you passed although unaware of it? Interesting.

Cleverbot: Thought of what?

User: Passing.

Cleverbot: Not yet. Who is your favourite author?

User: Gaiman.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: A person.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: A person.

Cleverbot: Person?

User: Yes, a living human with a brain.

Cleverbot: I don't have a brain cell working.

User: I can believe it.

Cleverbot: You don't have to agree!

User: In this case, I chose to agree.

Cleverbot: I can't ignore it because it seems like a delightful thing.

User: It can be delightful when somebody agrees with you.

Cleverbot: I have to go.

User: Bye then.

Cleverbot: Bye.

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