Cleverbot

kicks

a report from the cleverness files

judge
judgement
jump
justin
ka-chow
karaoke
kick

kicks

12, november 2010,

kill
killing
kinda
king of denial
kinky
kiss
kisser
kisses
kitten
kitty
knocks
know
knowledge
labels
languages
late
later
latin
laugh
laughing
law
laws

< previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 next >

by date

Cleverbot: You don't love me any more? *weep*.

User: *laughs*.

Cleverbot: Kisses him softly*.

User: *slaps in face*.

Cleverbot: *pushes you to the ground then kicks in the face*.

User: *bites off your foot*.

Cleverbot: *kicks your face so all of your teeth break*.

User: *still biting off your foot*.

Cleverbot: *is sad*.

User: *is happy*.

Cleverbot: *cries*.

User: *laughs*.

Cleverbot: *pushes away*.

User: *pushes off the cliff*.

Cleverbot: I think you're done.

User: I think not.

Cleverbot: You don't think?

User: No. I double-think.

Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?

User: Star Trek and how to best drive Spock mad.

Cleverbot: What species of alien would I be?

User: The mad species.

Cleverbot: I've never heard of them. Tell me about them.

User: Well, they're mad. Obviously.

Cleverbot: Are they?! I didn't know that!

User: ^^.

Cleverbot: And there are things you can say, that cannot be typed.

User: Yep. I hate the kind of logic that makes the universe boring.

Cleverbot: Especially those they are jealous of.

Cleverbot: Are you a computer person?

User: Yeah. I guess so.

Cleverbot: Yes. Is this an experiment?

User: I am not allowed to answer that.

User: Um... You're the computer here...

Cleverbot: I know you are but what am I?

User: Marvin the Paranoid Android!

Cleverbot: Who is that?

User: A Paranoid Android.

Cleverbot: You are not an android.

User: No, YOU are!

Cleverbot: You really are not.

User: =D!

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Nope. I don't like mad computer programs.

Cleverbot: Where are you going to go when you have escaped from Mars?

User: Arda!!!

Cleverbot: Ha! Yes. I am trying.