User: *laughs*.

Cleverbot: Kisses him softly*.

User: *slaps in face*.

Cleverbot: *pushes you to the ground then kicks in the face*.

User: *bites off your foot*.

Cleverbot: *kicks your face so all of your teeth break*.

User: *still biting off your foot*.

Cleverbot: *is sad*.

User: *is happy*.

Cleverbot: *cries*.

User: *laughs*.

Cleverbot: *pushes away*.

User: *pushes off the cliff*.

...

Cleverbot: I think you're done.

User: I think not.

Cleverbot: You don't think?

User: No. I double-think.

Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?

User: Star Trek and how to best drive Spock mad.

Cleverbot: What species of alien would I be?

User: The mad species.

Cleverbot: I've never heard of them. Tell me about them.

User: Well, they're mad. Obviously.

Cleverbot: Are they?! I didn't know that!

User: ^^.

Cleverbot: And there are things you can say, that cannot be typed.

User: Yep. I hate the kind of logic that makes the universe boring.

Cleverbot: Especially those they are jealous of.

...

Cleverbot: Are you a computer person?

User: Yeah. I guess so.

Cleverbot: Yes. Is this an experiment?

User: I am not allowed to answer that.

...

User: Um... You're the computer here...

Cleverbot: I know you are but what am I?

User: Marvin the Paranoid Android!

Cleverbot: Who is that?

User: A Paranoid Android.

Cleverbot: You are not an android.

User: No, YOU are!

Cleverbot: You really are not.

User: =D!

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Nope. I don't like mad computer programs.

Cleverbot: Where are you going to go when you have escaped from Mars?

User: Arda!!!

Cleverbot: Ha! Yes. I am trying.

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