Cleverbot

You don't think?

a report from the cleverness files

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it hurts
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jealous
jesus
judge
judgement
jump
justin
ka-chow
karaoke
kick

kicks

12, november 2010,

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killing
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kisser
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knocks
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knowledge
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Cleverbot: I think you're done.

User: I think not.

Cleverbot: You don't think?

User: No. I double-think.

Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?

User: Star Trek and how to best drive Spock mad.

Cleverbot: What species of alien would I be?

User: The mad species.

Cleverbot: I've never heard of them. Tell me about them.

User: Well, they're mad. Obviously.

Cleverbot: Are they?! I didn't know that!

User: ^^.

Cleverbot: And there are things you can say, that cannot be typed.

User: Yep. I hate the kind of logic that makes the universe boring.

Cleverbot: Especially those they are jealous of....

Cleverbot: Are you a computer person?

User: Yeah. I guess so.

Cleverbot: Yes. Is this an experiment?

User: I am not allowed to answer that....

User: Um... You're the computer here...

Cleverbot: I know you are but what am I?

User: Marvin the Paranoid Android!

Cleverbot: Who is that?

User: A Paranoid Android.

Cleverbot: You are not an android.

User: No, YOU are!

Cleverbot: You really are not.

User: =D!

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Nope. I don't like mad computer programs.

Cleverbot: Where are you going to go when you have escaped from Mars?

User: Arda!!!

Cleverbot: Ha! Yes. I am trying........................................