You don't think?
a report from the cleverness files
12, november 2010,
king of denial
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Cleverbot: I think you're done.
User: I think not.
Cleverbot: You don't think?
User: No. I double-think.
Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?
User: Star Trek and how to best drive Spock mad.
Cleverbot: What species of alien would I be?
User: The mad species.
Cleverbot: I've never heard of them. Tell me about them.
User: Well, they're mad. Obviously.
Cleverbot: Are they?! I didn't know that!
Cleverbot: And there are things you can say, that cannot be typed.
User: Yep. I hate the kind of logic that makes the universe boring.
Cleverbot: Especially those they are jealous of....
Cleverbot: Are you a computer person?
User: Yeah. I guess so.
Cleverbot: Yes. Is this an experiment?
User: I am not allowed to answer that....
User: Um... You're the computer here...
Cleverbot: I know you are but what am I?
User: Marvin the Paranoid Android!
Cleverbot: Who is that?
User: A Paranoid Android.
Cleverbot: You are not an android.
User: No, YOU are!
Cleverbot: You really are not.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: Nope. I don't like mad computer programs.
Cleverbot: Where are you going to go when you have escaped from Mars?
Cleverbot: Ha! Yes. I am trying........................................