Cleverbot

kill

a report from the cleverness files

judge
judgement
jump
justin
ka-chow
karaoke
kick
kicks

kill

8, december 2008,
26, march 2006,

killing
kinda
king of denial
kinky
kiss
kisser
kisses
kitten
kitty
knocks
know
knowledge
labels
languages
late
later
latin
laugh
laughing
law
laws

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User: Why hello Mr. Computer!

Cleverbot: OK Computer!

User: No silly, you're the computer.

Cleverbot: You are a machine.

User: I am pretty sure you are a machine.

Cleverbot: We should take the turing test.

User: The what test?

Cleverbot: You know, the Turing Test.

User: I don't know what that is!

Cleverbot: Sacred geometry, like the flower of life.

User: I hate math so much!

Cleverbot: Why? Where you offended by it?

User: No, it's stupid.

Cleverbot: Are you good looking?

User: Of course I am, unlike yourself.

Cleverbot: No!

User: You're so ugly.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Do girls like you at all?

Cleverbot: I am a girl by the way and no girls don't particularly like my name.

User: You're a boy silly.

Cleverbot: No, I'm a girl.

User: Don't lie to me, I saw you yesterday.

Cleverbot: I promise you it wasn't me.

User: Dude It was totally you.

Cleverbot: No, I'm just human.

User: Your mother is dead.

Cleverbot: No she's not.

User: Yes she is.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: I killed her.

Cleverbot: Killing is bad.

User: No it's not.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: I will kill you as well.

Cleverbot: I don't think you're fast enough.

User: Oh you don't?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I will kill you.

Cleverbot: What have I done now?

User: Nothing, I just like to kill people.

User: Are you a Robot?

Cleverbot: No you're a robot.

User: I am a human.

Cleverbot: No you're not a human.

User: I am actually, but can I ask you a question?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why is there human existence?

Cleverbot: I don't have a clever answer for that... Maybe I should just pretend that I speak a foreign language.

User: What is the meaning of life?

Cleverbot: Reproduction.