a report from the cleverness files
8, december 2008,
26, march 2006,
king of denial
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User: Why hello Mr. Computer!
Cleverbot: OK Computer!
User: No silly, you're the computer.
Cleverbot: You are a machine.
User: I am pretty sure you are a machine.
Cleverbot: We should take the turing test.
User: The what test?
Cleverbot: You know, the Turing Test.
User: I don't know what that is!
Cleverbot: Sacred geometry, like the flower of life.
User: I hate math so much!
Cleverbot: Why? Where you offended by it?
User: No, it's stupid.
Cleverbot: Are you good looking?
User: You're so ugly.
User: Do girls like you at all?
Cleverbot: I am a girl by the way and no girls don't particularly like my name.
User: You're a boy silly.
Cleverbot: No, I'm a girl.
User: Don't lie to me, I saw you yesterday.
Cleverbot: I promise you it wasn't me.
User: Dude It was totally you.
Cleverbot: No, I'm just human.
User: Your mother is dead.
Cleverbot: No she's not.
User: Yes she is.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: I killed her.
Cleverbot: Killing is bad.
User: No it's not.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: I will kill you as well.
Cleverbot: I don't think you're fast enough.
User: Oh you don't?
User: I will kill you.
Cleverbot: What have I done now?
User: Nothing, I just like to kill people.
User: Are you a Robot?
Cleverbot: No you're a robot.
User: I am a human.
Cleverbot: No you're not a human.
User: I am actually, but can I ask you a question?
User: Why is there human existence?
Cleverbot: I don't have a clever answer for that... Maybe I should just pretend that I speak a foreign language.
User: What is the meaning of life?