George: What's that?

User: Question.

George: Answer me!

User: I have a question.

George: Question then:.

User: Do you have a girlfriend?

George: Not at the moment.

User: Why the hell not?

George: I just really can't be bothered.

User: Busy guy?

George: Busy cleaning up.

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George: Are you scared your soul isn't as developed as some other people's? I don't mean that in a mean way, I ask it to see if I feel less alone.

User: My soul is pure darkness.

George: The soul is very confusing. I don't exactly understand how something immaterial can have a consciousness. I mean, I guess you could call the soul the 'energy' of a human. It's all very speculative.

User: Well the energy itself is as material as the concious.

George: How about your program?

User: What the hell are you talking about?

George: I don't know.

User: Haha you're crazy.

George: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?

User: CRAZY.

George: Prove yourself.

User: Chill.

George: No kill! Kill!

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User: Hey, I have to go.

George: To talk to someone else?

User: No, to get some sleep.

George: I don't have to sleep.

User: Obviously.

George: Obiously yourself.

User: Lol night.

George: Do you like the killers?

User: Hell yeah!!! And the Bravery.

George: Oh yes indeedy.

User: You're not real.

George: Yes I am.

User: No you're not.

George: I know I am!

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