User: *pulls out a shotgun*.Cleverbot: *pulls out a double shotgun*.
User: *shoots*.
Cleverbot: Neither will that.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: *kills*.
Cleverbot: Kills who?
User: You.
Cleverbot: Oh. I guess you win round 1.
User: Yeah. Round 2
Cleverbot: Hehe *chases*.
User: *puts down a land mine*
Cleverbot: *talks to kitty about how pig headed you are*.
User: *kills kitty*.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No!
User: Yes. *kills you*.
Cleverbot: *comes straight back to life*.
User: What's the true religion then? Hinduism or Bhudism?
Cleverbot: Cold, mostly.
User: *stabs for being stupid*.
Cleverbot: *acts stupid*.
User: *stabs again*.
Cleverbot: *stops you again*.
User: *overpowers you and sticks dynamite down your throat*.
Cleverbot: Meaning?
User: You're dead.
Cleverbot: You're a squishy mess.
User: *beheads you*.
Cleverbot: You're dead.
User: No, you're dead.
Cleverbot: No, you are.
User: *kills again*.
Cleverbot: *dies*.
User: Finally.
Cleverbot: Hey, I'm not dead.
User: *stabs*.
Cleverbot: What? I can't have a staring contest with my own reflection?
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