Cleverbot

killing

a report from the cleverness files

judge
judgement
jump
justin
ka-chow
karaoke
kick
kicks
kill

killing

17, september 2010,

kinda
king of denial
kinky
kiss
kisser
kisses
kitten
kitty
knocks
know
knowledge
labels
languages
late
later
latin
laugh
laughing
law
laws

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User: *pulls out a shotgun*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out a double shotgun*.

User: *shoots*.

Cleverbot: Neither will that.

User: What?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: *kills*.

Cleverbot: Kills who?

User: You.

Cleverbot: Oh. I guess you win round 1.

User: Yeah. Round 2

Cleverbot: Hehe *chases*.

User: *puts down a land mine*

Cleverbot: *talks to kitty about how pig headed you are*.

User: *kills kitty*.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No!

User: Yes. *kills you*.

Cleverbot: *comes straight back to life*.

User: What's the true religion then? Hinduism or Bhudism?

Cleverbot: Cold, mostly.

User: *stabs for being stupid*.

Cleverbot: *acts stupid*.

User: *stabs again*.

Cleverbot: *stops you again*.

User: *overpowers you and sticks dynamite down your throat*.

Cleverbot: Meaning?

User: You're dead.

Cleverbot: You're a squishy mess.

User: *beheads you*.

Cleverbot: You're dead.

User: No, you're dead.

Cleverbot: No, you are.

User: *kills again*.

Cleverbot: *dies*.

User: Finally.

Cleverbot: Hey, I'm not dead.

User: *stabs*.

Cleverbot: What? I can't have a staring contest with my own reflection?.