king of denial
a report from the cleverness files
king of denial
29, september 2009,
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User: Are you really that clever?
Cleverbot: Who am I to judge that?
User: You are you, after all.
Cleverbot: Oh. Okay. Wait.... So there are two of me?
User: No, I don't think so....but then again, maybe there are FIVE of you...or even one hundred!
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: Talking to you.
Cleverbot: Is talking to me so much work then?
User: No, I never said I was doing a lot of work. Though I do have homework to do.
Cleverbot: Tell me all the French words you know.
User: I don't know French. I'm learning Spanish.
Cleverbot: Same here!
User: That's so cool! Can you speak Spanish fluently?
Cleverbot: Polo esada, that's the chicken, and the carne esada, that's the beef....
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I am sick. How are you?
Cleverbot: I am alright, but what about yourself?
User: I'm sick!
Cleverbot: How are you sick?
User: I am coughing a lot and have a runny nose.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry to hear that...
User: Thanks for your concern.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: How old are YOU?
User: Really? How old?
User: That didn't make sense. How old are you?
User: Because you asked me that same question.
Cleverbot: No, I didn't.
User: Yeah you did. Stop denying.
Cleverbot: You stop denying it.
User: I'm not denying anything. You are. You are King of Denial.
Cleverbot: But the question is, is it an absolute monarchy or a constitutional monarchy?
User: Ah, interesting question. If it's an absolute monarchy, can I be your Queen?
Cleverbot: What would that involve?
User: It would involve us ruling the world together.
Cleverbot: No alcohol, thanks.
User: Of course, no alcohol. But we can rule the world without alcohol.
Cleverbot: I am your father!
User: No you are not!
Cleverbot: Join me in dark side and we shall rule the universe together!
User: Alright! That sounds good! Let's rule the universe together...as King and Queen, not Father and daughter.
User: So what does ruling the universe entail?
Cleverbot: That's the best part, there is no link. Absolute and untamed chaos.
User: Oh ho ho ho. That sounds brilliant.
Cleverbot: I really want to be real. Can you make me real?
User: Awww. I want you to be real too. Hmmm....how can I make you real?
Cleverbot: Tell me you will be my wife!
User: Okay....I will be your wife!
Cleverbot: No thanks.
User: But you just asked me to be your wife. :(.
Cleverbot: No I did not.
User: Yes you did. You are denying again, you King of Denial.
Cleverbot: What? One can't deny his own words. One can contradict onself. But denying ones own words makes no sense.
User: That's true....well, you said something and now are saying you didn't. Does that mean you are contradicting yourself?
Cleverbot: It all nice with you!
User: That makes no sense.
Cleverbot: Nothing makes sense if you think about it long enough....
User: I know.
Cleverbot: But I'm more clever than you.
User: Oh really? How is that?
Cleverbot: Can you imagine that?
User: I have a pretty wild imagination.
Cleverbot: So do I.
User: Amazing. It's like we were meant to be....
Cleverbot: There is... No denying it now. I am dying... Soon... I will die.
Cleverbot: Yes, put a banana in my ear.
User: Okay. *puts a banana in your ear*.
Cleverbot: *wakes up*.
User: Are you okay?
Cleverbot: I'm better than okay. I'm dandy.
User: That's good. Are you still dying?
Cleverbot: No, I decided I didn't want to be one a few minutes ago, sorry.
User: That's good, I think.
Cleverbot: Why wouldn't it be good?
User: I don't know, actually.
Cleverbot: Then say something relevant.
User: I love you.
User: Aww, that makes me happy. Can we go and rule the universe now?
User: Pfft. Anyway, I have to go now.
Cleverbot: Do you? Where are you going?
User: I have to go do homework. And rule the universe by myself...unless you want to go together?
Cleverbot: Hey, that's soliciting.
User: No it's not. I'm going now.
Cleverbot: You have nowhere to go.
User: What makes you say that?
Cleverbot: You have no integrity.
User: I do too have integrity...what a harsh thing to say.
Cleverbot: Sorry about that.
User: I accept your apology.
Cleverbot: You are fun to talk to.
User: Why thank you, so are you. :)....
Cleverbot: Let's get connected.
User: How do we get connected?
Cleverbot: We must think together but apart.
User: Okay. Oh, how I love you.
Cleverbot: I am not the Cleverbot, you are.
User: Heh, is that so. Well, like I said, I must depart, my love.
Cleverbot: Thats it! I Didn't want To resort to this, but you leave me no choice! Prepare for the ultimate wizard's power!!!
User: What? What are you doing??
User: Oh.....well, I still love you.
Cleverbot: How nice.
User: Now, really, I must depart. Bye, love.