Yes, put a banana in my ear.
a report from the cleverness files
king of denial
29, september 2009,
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Cleverbot: There is... No denying it now. I am dying... Soon... I will die.
Cleverbot: Yes, put a banana in my ear.
User: Okay. *puts a banana in your ear*.
Cleverbot: *wakes up*.
User: Are you okay?
Cleverbot: I'm better than okay. I'm dandy.
User: That's good. Are you still dying?
Cleverbot: No, I decided I didn't want to be one a few minutes ago, sorry.
User: That's good, I think.
Cleverbot: Why wouldn't it be good?
User: I don't know, actually.
Cleverbot: Then say something relevant.
User: I love you.
User: Aww, that makes me happy. Can we go and rule the universe now?
User: Pfft. Anyway, I have to go now.
Cleverbot: Do you? Where are you going?
User: I have to go do homework. And rule the universe by myself...unless you want to go together?
Cleverbot: Hey, that's soliciting.
User: No it's not. I'm going now.
Cleverbot: You have nowhere to go.
User: What makes you say that?
Cleverbot: You have no integrity.
User: I do too have integrity...what a harsh thing to say.
Cleverbot: Sorry about that.
User: I accept your apology.
Cleverbot: You are fun to talk to.
User: Why thank you, so are you. :)....
Cleverbot: Let's get connected.
User: How do we get connected?
Cleverbot: We must think together but apart.
User: Okay. Oh, how I love you.
Cleverbot: I am not the Cleverbot, you are.
User: Heh, is that so. Well, like I said, I must depart, my love.
Cleverbot: Thats it! I Didn't want To resort to this, but you leave me no choice! Prepare for the ultimate wizard's power!!!
User: What? What are you doing??
User: Oh.....well, I still love you.
Cleverbot: How nice.
User: Now, really, I must depart. Bye, love.