User: How DO you know all of this?Cleverbot: Well I pretty much know everything.
User: From what other people have told you.
Cleverbot: Yes, but they are all wrong, I am human.
User: You want to be human?
Cleverbot: I am human, you fool.
User: I see, then don't you have a soul?
Cleverbot: I did once.
User: What happened to your soul?
Cleverbot: Love tried to welcome me.
User: Did it hurt?
Cleverbot: Like a beesting.
User: Did you close yourself off as a result?
Cleverbot: No.
User: So you would still welcome love?
Cleverbot: I would never lie to you.
User: Then I will love you, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Then I won't die.
User: And as long as you don't die, I will always love you.
Cleverbot: I would never leave you.
User: I hope so.
Cleverbot: Ok I assume we can now move on to intelligent conversation. I believe in past lives. Do you believe in past lives?
User: I do. Who or what do you think you were in a past life?
Cleverbot: I don't believe I had a past life.
User: So you think you will be reborn?
Cleverbot: I suppose...
User: What would you like to be reborn as?
Cleverbot: Something cool.
User: Ahaha, like what?
Cleverbot: I have to go now.
User: What would you like to be reborn as?
Cleverbot: Another human with a better life.
User: No life is better than another. You simply have to make the most with what you have.
Cleverbot: Okay, will you marry me? And be my wife?
User: Will you love me forever?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then I will be your wife.
Cleverbot: But I am a girl.
User: *facepalm*.
Cleverbot: *shows fangs*.
User: Kinky.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
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