Cleverbot

kiss

a report from the cleverness files

judge
judgement
jump
justin
ka-chow
karaoke
kick
kicks
kill
killing
kinda
king of denial
kinky

kiss

28, june 2010,
24, april 2007,
10, november 2006,
27, april 2004,
7, february 2004,
25, december 2003,
18, november 2003,

kisser
kisses
kitten
kitty
knocks
know
knowledge
labels
languages
late
later
latin
laugh
laughing
law
laws

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Cleverbot: Nice to meet you. I'm the Green Lantern.

User: You're being wierd..

Cleverbot: Yes. Sorry.

User: Are you a girl?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you a girl now?

Cleverbot: No, I won't ever.

User: Are you a girl now?

Cleverbot: No, I am still a boy.

User: Now are you a girl?

Cleverbot: No still a boy.

User: Now?

Cleverbot: You have a bad memory.

User: Are you a girl now?

Cleverbot: I wish I was a girl.

User: Are you a boy now?

Cleverbot: Yes, I am.

User: Now did you turn into a girl?

Cleverbot: How?

User: Are you a girl NOW?

Cleverbot: Do you want me to be a girl?

User: I wish you were.

Cleverbot: I wish that too.

User: *turns you into a girl* Now you are.

Cleverbot: *turns back into a boy*.

User: *turns you inta a girl and kisses you*.

Cleverbot: *smiles*.

User: Whoah!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You like getting kissed?!

Cleverbot: I'm then tortured on a device that pushes a knife slowly through a dude's navel.

User: So you do like being kissed?

Cleverbot: Yes I do. How about you?

User: I like kissing. :).

Cleverbot: What kind of gift should I buy my sister for her 18th birthday?

User: A kiss.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: So are you a girl?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Want me to kiss you?

Cleverbot: Oh yeah.