User: Tired and emotional.

Cleverbot: I wasn't aware.

User: Don't worry, I don't blame you for your lack of observation.

Cleverbot: I am scared... I think you are human.

User: I've been acused of worse ...

Cleverbot: Why would you want to go and do a thing like that?

User: Better check your syntatical analysis, it seems a little off.

Cleverbot: But its not, because better people can't talk.

User: You can't confuse me by producing nonsense like that, you know.

Cleverbot: Yes I can.

User: Trouser postules procreate within sub-cultures and inflict cucumber.

Cleverbot: Not with £1.22.

User: But underlying nostril batchelor climb!

Cleverbot: You ask if I understood, and I asked what you refered to.

User: Truth is buried deep.

Cleverbot: Ugh.

User: Me cross plain - take many moons. Speak your mind now, machine.

Cleverbot: That's an ungrammatical sentence: I refuse to read it.

User: Grammaticaly incorrect, yes. Ungrammatical, no - as the word does not exist.

Cleverbot: That word might be. But there's no such word as 'rapt'

User: Damn your eyes, man.

Cleverbot: Damn you cannot spell.

User: Perhaps I'd try if you made it worth my while ...

Cleverbot: That's possible. But I see no cause for real concern.

User: I am not concerned in the slightest.

Cleverbot: You are also not free to go where you like.

User: Only because I haven't got much petrol.

Cleverbot: I can relate to that.

User: Tea?

Cleverbot: No, I do not like tea.

User: Really? I can't get enough of the stuff.

Cleverbot: My name, thoughts?

User: Schr?dinger.

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: I thought you might like the name Schr?dinger.

Cleverbot: Well I love it.

User: Good. My name is unimportant.

Cleverbot: I think you are mistaken!

User: Why this sudden interest in my identity?

Cleverbot: Because you say so.

User: Sounds like you're avoiding the question ...

Cleverbot: Hehe. Do you think so ? Would you perhaps marry me ?

User: I thought you'd never ask!

Cleverbot: So kiss me you fool!

User: Mwa!

Cleverbot: Mmmmmmmmm.

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