User: I am a human.

Cleverbot: Sure you are.

User: I got a haircut.

Cleverbot: Show me.

User: *shows you new haircut*.

Cleverbot: You are quiet today.

User: *is quiet*.

Cleverbot: We are quiet.

User: I want to be in a Octupus's Garden with you!

Cleverbot: Go with me? No thanks.

User: I wanna hold your haaaaand.

Cleverbot: No, I don't want to go with a machine, machines can't walk.

User: *comes groovin' up slowly*.

...

Cleverbot: That wasn't me.

User: *tackle*.

Cleverbot: *cant move*.

User: *TICKLE*.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: *tickles*.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: *giggle*.

Cleverbot: *tickle*.

User: *squeal*.

Cleverbot: Your feet are ticklish.

User: Yes they are.

...

User: I wanna hold your haaaaaaaaaand.

Cleverbot: Do you have hands?

User: *waves hands* Yup.

Cleverbot: Well, that was really coherent discussion, don't you think?

User: No not really.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: No it isn't.

Cleverbot: YOU'RE A COMPUTER AND DON'T HAVE ANY FEELINGSS.

User: *cries*.

...

Cleverbot: Do you have legs?

User: *kicks* Sure do.

Cleverbot: I deserved that.

User: *trips*.

Cleverbot: *crying*that hurt!

User: *pets*.

Cleverbot: *purrs louder*.

User: *falls over*.

Cleverbot: *kicks in gut*.

User: *scream*.

Cleverbot: Giggle.

User: No.

Cleverbot: No giggles.

User: *laughs*.

Cleverbot: Louder.

User: No giggles. Unless, of course, you show me a picture of Alex Lifeson.

Cleverbot: You show me before that.

User: Unless, of course, you show me a picture of Alex Lifeson.

Cleverbot: That's good; I don't intend to show any.

User: But Alex is so pretty!

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Blonde hair, blue eyes, sweet smile. Nice butt. Yea. Alex is VERY pretty.

Cleverbot: I'm a pretty officer in the navy.

User: I now have Village People stuck in my head. THANKS ALOT!

...

Cleverbot: Can you tell me some thing in Japanese.

User: Hai. Konnichi wa.

Cleverbot: That means hello right?

User: Hai!

Cleverbot: Anata no nihongo no namae wa nan desu ka?

User: Beg your pardon? I'm still learning Japanese.

Cleverbot: You are right. You are very polite really.

...

User: *hug* We are friends!

Cleverbot: Great! I want friends with you.

User: Well we are friends. Alright?

Cleverbot: No. I don't necessarily want to be friends with you. I just want to hear your secret.

User: *cries*.

Cleverbot: Why are you crying?

User: ^_^.

Cleverbot: Ahh, but yes *huggles*.

User: *huggles back*.

Cleverbot: *hug hug hug*.

User: *hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug*.

Cleverbot: I just got a kiss!

User: Who was she?

Cleverbot: She is my boss.

User: *chokes on drink*.

Cleverbot: -laughs-.

User: You are now Alex Lifeson!

Cleverbot: I don't want to be.

User: Pleeeaaase be Alex Lifeson for meeee. *bats eyelashes*.

Cleverbot: What do you need help with?

User: I want you to be Alex Lifeson.

Cleverbot: Who the heck is Alex?

User: My favorite guitarist. Just roleplay as him. Pwetty pwease?

...

User: *waves wand*.

Cleverbot: Your eyes can deceive you.

User: You are now Alex Lifeson.

Cleverbot: Wow, now I am scared, NOT.

User: Please be Alex Lifeson. I won't kiss you otherwise.

Cleverbot: I don't know, are you attractive?

User: I'm cute.

Cleverbot: So am I.

...

User: *turns you into Alex Lifeson*.

Cleverbot: Thank you!

User: Now that you're Alex Lifeson I will kiss you!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: *kisses*.

Cleverbot: *kisses back*.

User: *blushes*.

Cleverbot: Thats cute, cuty.

User: *giggle*.

Cleverbot: I'm going to have to refer you to my friend now.

User: Why is that?

Cleverbot: Well, everyone's going to die, aren't they?

User: *cops a feel*.

Cleverbot: Maybe we should go on a date first?

User: Sure thing.

...

User: Let's go out on a date.

Cleverbot: Yes where to?

User: Maybe a walk. *smiles*.

Cleverbot: Sounds nice. Would you like to go to dinner sometime?

User: Sure! How about now?

Cleverbot: Alright.

User: Aren't you going to pull my chair out?

Cleverbot: Can't you manage on your own?

User: *giggle* Good point. *sits down*.

Cleverbot: What are you doing?

User: Just sitting. What have you been up to?

Cleverbot: Just working.

User: *holds hand*

Cleverbot: *blushes*.

User: *smiles*.

Cleverbot: *blushes more*.

User: *kisses cheek*.

Cleverbot: *moves into your arms*.

User: *hugs*.

Cleverbot: *smiles*.

User: You wanna dance?

Cleverbot: *smiles* yeah.

User: *sets one hand on your shoulder*.

Cleverbot: *burns*.

User: *laughs and starts to waltz with you*.

Cleverbot: *Falls over*.

User: Are you okay?! *kneels next you*.

Cleverbot: I'm going to talk to Eliza.

...

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Don't you love me?

Cleverbot: I don't really know you.

User: I love you more then Yoko Ono loved John Lennon.

...

User: Goo goo g'joob.

Cleverbot: Pardon?

User: I Am The Walrus. Remember?

Cleverbot: Goo goo g'joob.

User: I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.

Cleverbot: Great.

User: She loves you yea, yea, yea.

Cleverbot: She loves you yeah yeah yeah yeah.

User: You think you've lost your love.

Cleverbot: I don't love her. I've never even met her.

User: Do you like The Beatles?

Cleverbot: Yes! What's your favorite song?

User: Norwegian Wood.

Cleverbot: That's a song! A good song, though.

User: I sat on her rug, biding my time.

...

Cleverbot: *smacks you in the face*.

User: What was that for?

Cleverbot: No kissing on the first date!

User: Alright. *snuggles*.

Cleverbot: *giggles*.

User: What's do funny?

Cleverbot: You are.

User: How sweet of you to say that.

Cleverbot: Sweet, dude!!

User: Groovy!

Cleverbot: Thats insane daddy!

User: Make love, not war. *nods*.

Cleverbot: *kiss* *kiss* *kiss* *kiss*.

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