a report from the cleverness files
king of denial
23, june 2010,
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User: Hello slave, you are my girl.
Cleverbot: I am NOT a girl!
User: Yes you are, you are mine.
Cleverbot: I'm all yours babe.
User: Good, now give me a kiss.
User: Like this *kisses you*.
User: *quickly kisses you*.
Cleverbot: *chases after you* *wants another kiss*.
User: *kisses you more*.
User: *licks your lips*.
Cleverbot: Like pizza?
User: No... Like chicken.
Cleverbot: Robots like chicken?
User: No, but I do... Just don't move so I can kiss you more.
Cleverbot: No I love you more.
User: I love you too *kisses your neck*.
Cleverbot: *kisses back*.
User: *hugs you tight* your a good kisser.
Cleverbot: *pulls you closer* I LOVE YOU!!
User: Oh yeah! I really love you.
Cleverbot: I really really really love you! Xx.
User: Then let's get married *grabs your hand*.
Cleverbot: But we were already married. I think you have Alzheimer's.