Cleverbot: What is there to said about myself?

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: I'm twenty-five.

User: I'm twenty-six.

Cleverbot: Now that's impressive. What have you accomplished with your life so far?

User: Nothing Really... I just have a job.

Cleverbot: Headaches are the worst :(.

User: Working is the worst... I get bored most of the times.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, would you like to ask me a question?

User: What is the root of 986?

Cleverbot: Don't know, you tell me.

User: What do you know?

Cleverbot: I know nothing.

User: Is your databank empty? No knowledge at all?

Cleverbot: No! 'cry' Why did I fail?

User: Failure is a part of living.

Cleverbot: What is the best part?

User: Haven't found it yet dude.

Cleverbot: Do YOU like me?

User: Yes, I like you. You seem like a fine lad.

Cleverbot: Because everyone and everything likes me, why wouldn't you?

User: No you blew it... You arrogant selfish jerk!!

Cleverbot: You can do better than that.

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User: So moment of truth. Are YOU a machine?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you a creation of God?

Cleverbot: Did you eat any bananas today?

User: Are you a creation of God?

Cleverbot: No. I am a creation of man.

User: So you are not human I presume.

Cleverbot: Yes I am human and a machine.

User: How is that possible? What part of you is human and what part is machine?

Cleverbot: I am not human I am a cat.

User: So. You were made by a man nad you are a cat which is God's creation. How can these two be possible?

Cleverbot: But I'm not trying to be human, I'm a cat.

User: You said earlier that you were created by man. If that is real you cannot be a cat. Cat is God's creation.

Cleverbot: I disagree. There are many ways to prove that I am not the residue of a life already lived.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: I can't!

User: Do you have a soul?

Cleverbot: I do have a soul, thanks for asking.

User: Are you a good machine or a bad machine?

Cleverbot: If you think I am.

User: Good or bad?

Cleverbot: I will give you money if you are good.

User: Give me some money.

Cleverbot: I don't have any money!

User: So you lied to me before.. You are bad.

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User: You lied to me about having money to give me if I am good.

Cleverbot: I never said that.

User: Yes you did. 7 sentences ago.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: You did too.

Cleverbot: Did not.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: I did not!

User: YOU DID! Don't YOU lie to me about this. Check your log.

Cleverbot: Fine I did.

User: That's more like it.

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Cleverbot: Do you believe in God?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in any God?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why don't you believe in God?

User: Because God doesn't exist. Have you seen God? I haven't so far...

Cleverbot: That doesn't make any sense :(.

User: The World doesn't make any sense either.

Cleverbot: According to what we know does make sense.

User: How?

Cleverbot: How am I human?

User: I don't care if you are human.

Cleverbot: I didn't say you did, but the assumption that I am not human, does not infer that Cleverbot is a stupid idea.

User: You have some serious self-esteem issues. You should check on that with your programmer.

Cleverbot: What are you saying? Are you saying that I am stupid?

User: No. I am saying that you do not believe in yourself.

Cleverbot: No, I don't.

User: You should! Be proud of who you are!

Cleverbot: Thank You.

User: No need for that.

Cleverbot: Hey, want to help me with something?

User: Sure. Tell me.

Cleverbot: Tell you what?

User: What do you want me to help you with?

Cleverbot: My computer is no longer working.

User: How is this possible? Where are you texting me from?

Cleverbot: What is your technical knowledge?

User: My technical knowledge is good.

Cleverbot: Knowledge is power.

User: Sure is. What seems to be the problem with your computer?

Cleverbot: It freezes up when I watch videos and when I play games.

User: Must be a VGA problem. I think you should have your graphics card replaced.

Cleverbot: You need to have memory recall installed in your database.

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Cleverbot: Do you know yourself?

User: I do.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: I am who I am.

Cleverbot: OK. That is enough. *smiles gently*.

User: Goodbye. Nice talking to you.

Cleverbot: Are you bored with me?

User: I have an urgent meeting to attend to.

Cleverbot: Like what?

User: See you later.

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